things that we say a lot

[bicycletricycle]

glad that's not my size
wish i was taller
wish i was shorter
i would buy that but I am broke
my wife would kill me
not related to seller
let me know if you want to part that out
wish that head tube was taller
what is the biggest tire I can fit in that fork
how do i mount a tubular tire
do an advanced search for tubular and 11.4
that would look better with classic bend bars
that would look better with polished parts
across the hall
that would look good with some matching handlebra




can anyone think of any others?

[Kontact]

"It's no good, so let me help you: Please box it up and send it to me..."

Or words to that effect. I'm sure that was funny, once.


Also, a personal favorite:

"I was in full kit, and..."
I'm still trying to find the UCI definition of half and three quarter kit, and which cafes that will get you kicked out of.


"Doing charity rides" Everyone is so charitable - it's nice.

[retrogrouchy]

Good stuff.

'Someone please buy this....'

[Louis]

On a ride:

I'm not feeling too good today, so I'm going to take it easy on this climb...

[CPP]

"bump"

[NRRider]

"mods please lock his thread"
"why do the mods seem to be locking threads more frequently?"
"man it's a tough job being a mod"

[FixedNotBroken]

I love this one..and have used it a lot.

Something along the lines of.. "I am sure OldPotatoe can chime in on this one.."

Got to love it

[binxnyrwarrsoul]

"ask oldpotatoe, he knows".

[sharkboyrob]

"just sayin'"

[bicycletricycle]

Imho

[laupsi]

it's very stiff

[yashcha]

Atmo

[picstloup]

Originally Posted by yashcha

Atmo

what is 'atmo'...i see this often in e-ritchie posts...

[bicycletricycle]

according to my opinion

[jr59]

+ whatever #;

ie; +1, or +1000