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Old 10-18-2006, 07:42 PM
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Know Your Bicycle Rights

This is a public service announcement
With guitar
Know your rights all four of them

Number 1

You have the right
To go by bicycle
Petrol is expensive! (And cars even more so)
Unless your government
Has ties to the Saudis and their Fields

Number 2
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a crime!
Unless it was done by a
Policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights

And number 3
You have the right to food money
Providing of course you
Dont mind a little
Investigation, humiliation
And if you cross your fingers
Rehabilitation

Know your rights
These are your rights
Wang

Know these rights

Number 4
You have the right to free
Speech as long as youre not
Dumb enough to actually try it.

Know your rights
These are your rights
All four of em
It has been suggested
In some quarters that this is not enough!
Well..............................

Get off the streets
Get off the streets
Run
You dont have a home to go to
Smush

Finally then I will read you your rights

You have the right to remain silent
You are warned that anything you say
Can and will be taken down
And used as evidence against you
By the Department of Homeland Security
Listen to this
Run

Last edited by oracle; 10-18-2006 at 07:43 PM. Reason: rotten to the core, please forgive me, mea culpa, mea culpa....
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Old 10-18-2006, 07:56 PM
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Slow day?
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Old 10-18-2006, 08:02 PM
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i guess that i do live in a bubble
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Old 10-19-2006, 01:30 AM
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Did you have a clash at work or something?
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Old 10-19-2006, 03:24 AM
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Indeed. Being the oracle is one thing, acknowledging the source quite another.
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Old 10-19-2006, 05:25 AM
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Oracle is wise in the way, he might be a tool of industry...we'll never know
You left off one important Bicyclist right sir:

Kick it!

You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, "Please?" but she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk


You gotta fight for your right to party
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Old 10-19-2006, 10:52 AM
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strummer cash nina simone---now that was a year of losses. i still don't like to think about it...dave
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Old 10-19-2006, 12:16 PM
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strummer cash nina simone---now that was a year of losses. i still don't like to think about it...dave
Joe died the same month as my father. That was probably the worst month of my life - I lost two of my heroes at once.
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