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Old 05-19-2015, 03:26 PM
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Clinton vows to drop Contador like an ugly rock in TdF
Hillary Clinton announced today that she was officially entering the 2015 TdF heading a newly resurrected US Postal Team. During a rambling press conference that touched on training while visiting the King of Saudi Arabia and how to maintain weight during State dinners, the former Secretary vowed to beat Alberto Contador like a cheap piece of tainted beef.
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Old 05-19-2015, 04:32 PM
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Hillary Clinton announced today that she was officially entering the 2015 TdF heading a newly resurrected US Postal Team. During a rambling press conference that touched on training while visiting the King of Saudi Arabia and how to maintain weight during State dinners, the former Secretary vowed to beat Alberto Contador like a cheap piece of tainted beef.
Can we now make fun of the GOP 'football' team+5??
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Old 05-19-2015, 04:41 PM
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Hey, anything is possible. Russian president Vladimir Putin just scored 8 goals in a game against Russian former professional hockey players.

I wish I could find the footage of former Dear Leader Kim Jung Il scoring like a dozen holes in one the first time he played golf. It seems to be missing on Youtube.

I have little doubt Mrs. Clinton will dominate the TdF. These politicians never exaggerate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUdYCzdpzdY
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She demanded a 50 million salary for the tour and her own presidential suite at every stop.
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Hillary and pro cycling are a great match since she has many of those personality traits that allowed Lance Armstrong to excel.
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She demanded a 50 million salary for the tour and her own presidential suite at every stop.
She'll have number 2 after Nov 2016 anyway....

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She'll have number 2 after Nov 2016 anyway....

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Can we now make fun of the GOP 'football' team+5??
Fire away....

FYI: I'm a life long Dem bordering on Socialist (like it wasn't abundantly apparent)...the nice(ish) bike behind Hil was too much to pass up.
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And, at the podium....
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And, at the podium....
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You and Lewis should work for the Onion. Made me smile.
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Clinton vows to drop Contador like an ugly rock in TdF
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Hillary and pro cycling are a great match since she has many of those personality traits that allowed Lance Armstrong to excel.

Yes but the prize money will be reduced .. And Bill will stand on the podium with the podium girls of course.
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