Definitely Not Organic Chicken

Vientomas · #1 01-31-2013, 08:06 AM

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/mich...ears-of-doping

The Chicken admits to 12 years of doping and not one positive test result. Another feather in the UCI's cap.

jpw · #2 01-31-2013, 08:20 AM

nor Danish bacon.

I hear Verbruggen has been asked to submit to a paternity test.

PQJ · #3 01-31-2013, 09:04 AM

I respect the chicken for turning in the single most entertaining ITT in recent memory. As regards his cycling performance, he should have focused more on his bike handling skills and less on the other stuff.

MattTuck · #4 01-31-2013, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by PQJ

I respect the chicken for turning in the single most entertaining ITT in recent memory. As regards his cycling performance, he should have focused more on his bike handling skills and less on the other stuff.

Word. that was classic.

54ny77 · #5 01-31-2013, 10:01 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y

Vientomas · #6 01-31-2013, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by PQJ

I respect the chicken for turning in the single most entertaining ITT in recent memory. As regards his cycling performance, he should have focused more on his bike handling skills and less on the other stuff.

Was that one TT or a compilation?

PQJ · #7 01-31-2013, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Vientomas

Was that one TT or a compilation?

All occurred in the same TT. It was painful to watch.

BumbleBeeDave · #8 01-31-2013, 10:40 AM

. . . cooperating after Bawk-Bawk-Bawking for so long on working with the authorities.

Egg-citing stuff . . .

BBD

deechee · #9 01-31-2013, 12:42 PM

Reading the list of drugs he used makes me think they should make a category of races for drugged athletes. The benefits would be to medical research. I don't know why its so hard to find test subjects when these guys will happily volunteer for free.

ultraman6970 · #10 01-31-2013, 12:49 PM

Uff... riis.... the circle is getting closer and closer.

malcolm · #11 01-31-2013, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PQJ

I respect the chicken for turning in the single most entertaining ITT in recent memory. As regards his cycling performance, he should have focused more on his bike handling skills and less on the other stuff.

I remember watching that. It was painful and I felt bad for him. Coming from a MTN background you would have thought he would have more bike handling skills. I guess the mtn bike doesn't carry over to TT that much.

ultraman6970 · #12 01-31-2013, 01:00 PM

Reminds me the Schleps

Vientomas · #13 01-31-2013, 04:48 PM

A "clean" Contador and a doped Chicken battle it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WRqxW9Jyt8