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Old 05-04-2012, 07:39 AM
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very funny send-up of rapha

have a look for some dead-on satire...

http://internationale.teamjva.com/

props to andy clark, once of competitive cyclist, for finding this.
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Old 05-04-2012, 07:47 AM
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Kinda awesome... let's get 10 pages out of this
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:28 AM
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No matter how epic the photos look when you make them "more" black and white, knickers on guys with spindly legs look dweebish. Black and white photos of riders from the 1930's don't look dweebish...but whatever...







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Old 05-04-2012, 08:32 AM
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Very well done. Rapha should have the piss taken out of it. I know, I know, great quality at a ridiculous price all wrapped in the most over the top marketing in an industry that prides itself on over the top marketing.

Here we go...
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:35 AM
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Now that is quality work
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:35 AM
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JVA Cycling Caps

The normal JVA cap. But more expensive.


PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Exactly the same as the normal JVA cycling cap. But the picture is in black and white. And the hat is a lot more expensive. Because we believe that the “laws” of supply and demand are really more like “guidelines” and we can make you demand more if we raise the price.

The hats are full sublimated and made of sporty fabric that doesn’t get all bunched up under your helmet and doesn’t go all wonky when you wash it.

http://internationale.teamjva.com/?p...a-cycling-caps





That's funny stuff!


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Old 05-04-2012, 08:42 AM
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This is great, I love the internets
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Old 05-04-2012, 08:53 AM
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http://internationale.teamjva.com/?p=295

Some rides are so special, that we’re forced to make our black and white photos of them even blacker and whiter. If we were to tell you this ride was “fun” it would somehow cheapen it. If the pictures showed us giggling like children, then the ride would be for nothing. Because recreational cycling should be a chore. Something that you undertake to make yourself miserable. Because cyclists in the 1930′s looked miserable, and we want to look like cyclists in the 1930′s*. Out on country roads. With the rare Oregon sunshine on your face. Overlooking vistas. Standing in a full size replica of Stonehenge chatting with a guy in camo pants and a pet bird on his shoulder. All miserable. All the time.

* It should be noted that people in the 30′s didn’t have smartphones or Strava or $300 jerseys or 16lb bikes either. But whatever.


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Old 05-04-2012, 08:55 AM
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Some one really has a lot of spare time on their hands LOL.
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:04 AM
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I'm totally <3ing those paisley colorways. (Especially in B&W.)
I would have sent them my $21 for the cap if it weren't out of stock.
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:12 AM
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This is funny: http://internationale.teamjva.com/?p=139#!prettyPhoto
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:17 AM
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http://teamjva.com/jens-voigt-soundboard
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:30 AM
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That was brilliant!
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:40 AM
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NICE MARMOT!!

Looks like they've got Viper covered on the bottom of the page of the "Profound Blogger's" page...
http://teamjva.com/#!/-1/



I wouldn't be surprised if the creator is an employee at Weiden & Kennedy or some other Portland ad firm with a bit of time on their hands.






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Old 05-04-2012, 09:41 AM
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This made the rounds last fall. Probably would have gotten more notice (and gone to 10 pages) if Rapha had been in the thread title. Very funny stuff.

http://forums.thepaceline.net/showthread.php?t=100257
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