help jack help himself

[manet]

http://www.qtips.com/home_care.php

[swoop]

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[cadence231]

Here. Let me see if I can help: http://www.restorativeneurology.se/groups/magnifying-glass-2.jpg

[Jack Brunk]

I need more help than even swoop can provide.

[Ginger]

There's a real simple solution to this problem Jack...I'm having trouble finding the link...

You know those washers with the steam cleaners they have these days? Someone's rigged one up with a compartment for a bike. You slide it in, set the timer for the correct level of grime, push the on button and when you pull the bike out, it's sparkly clean.

THAT is what you need.

I heard they tried to sponsor the Richard Sachs team...but Richard turned them down...the team likes their dirt too much.

[davids]

http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/5/16185-large.jpg

[72gmc]

I like my white lugged bike charmingly dirty, but go ahead and sign me up for the Julianne Moore treatment.

[roman meal]

Bike-sized condom?

[Jack Brunk]

Bike-sized condom?
Latex or butyl?

[roman meal]

Sheepskin

[Birddog]

Sheepskin
I don't think Brooks makes 'em.

Birddog

[pdxmech13]

:d