great personal ad

[alancw3]

Subject: Good Stuff!

This has to be one of the best singlesads ever
printed. It is reported to
have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks malecompanionship, ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl whoLOVES to
play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your
pickuptruck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy
winter nights lying bythe fire. Candlelight dinners
will have me eating out of your hand.I'll be at the
front door when you get home from work, wearing
onlywhat nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask
for Daisy, I'll bewaiting...
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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the
Atlanta Humane Society
about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are
so easy)

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . 14,993 of those called were made by Serotta Sandy. And 14,992 of those calls were made AFTER he found out Daisy was a black Lab!

BBD

[Sandy]

And I am still calling.


Married White Male

[Kevan]

she has her standards and hasn't accepted any of his calls.

[gasman]

Black labs are just the best. I've had two. Of course many dogs are wonderful, the others just have crummy owners.

I called also.

[Sandy]

Originally Posted by Kevan

she has her standards and hasn't accepted any of his calls.

Yeah. She is nothing but a *****!


Sandy

[Ginger]

Willie answered the ad.

[Lincoln]

Originally Posted by gasman

<snip> many dogs are wonderful, the others just have crummy owners.

VERY well put.

[Sandy]

Agreed!


Sandy

[Sandy]

Originally Posted by Ginger

Willie answered the ad.

So where is the black lab that Willie got for a playmate??



Sandy

[Sandy]

Originally Posted by Kevan

she has her standards and hasn't accepted any of his calls.

I only wish that I hadn't accepted your call.


Your Bud