Any ideas for this week's New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest?

[cgolvin]

+1 for rwsaunders
+3 for jtakeda

Both are way better than mine: "You haven't read the new helmet-plus law?"

p.s. The bottom bracket one is excellent but too much of an inside joke

[yinzerniner]

Night Ride and Guinevere are definitely winners

For PL'ers:
"I had to defend my King of the Mountain"

For NYer Readers:
"$30 on Prime Day, with free same-day delivery!"

[Dino Suegiù]

Originally Posted by rwsaunders

Nice to meet you Guinevere...people call me Lance a lot...

Poacher.




"Hey, bespoke Faraday cage? Very very noooice!"

[Tony T]

Is that supposed to be a phone the rider is holding in the cartoon?

[fiamme red]

Originally Posted by Tony T

Is that supposed to be a phone the rider is holding in the cartoon?

Perhaps just holding up the helmet visor?

[m4rk540]

Originally Posted by gasman

Submit this, that sounds like a New Yorker caption.

Thanks! I think it's rather pithy.

[joosttx]

Originally Posted by fiamme red

https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#thisweek

Only 12 drops for the chain and chainmail

[Ozz]

None shall pass!

[OtayBW]

Originally Posted by charliedid

winner

+1. Har!

[OtayBW]

Originally Posted by Tony T

Is that supposed to be a phone the rider is holding in the cartoon?

You're right. That's the hook. The winner will have to address that, I'd say....

[OtayBW]

Originally Posted by rwsaunders

Nice to meet you Guinevere...people call me Lance a lot...

HAR! Another good one!

[bikingshearer]

"I'm calling my lawyer. The Tour de France kicked me out. Something about no lances allowed."

[pbarry]

"How many laps are we going to do around this effing park? Let's at least ride to State Line!"

[jtakeda]

Originally Posted by OtayBW

You're right. That's the hook. The winner will have to address that, I'd say....

Oh in that case

“Hello Roundtable? Yes I’d like a large King Arthur’s supreme for pick up”

[Dino Suegiù]

Originally Posted by yinzerniner

For PL'ers:
"I had to defend my King of the Mountain"

Well, then, for PLers who are also die-hard PG devotees:
"What a ridic disguise. You can't hide from me, Thorfinn. I'm coming after you!"