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Old 03-14-2004, 01:04 PM
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Our very OWN Ugly Jersey Contest! . . .

OK, so are we gonna let all these AMATEURS on the RBR forum think they have a lock on pure stomach churning, teeth-gnashing, retina-scarring UGLINESS in bike fashion?

NO! :argue:

Are we gonna just sit around on our lycra-clad heinies doing NOTHING while they define the the next big “look” after day-glo helmet covers?

NO! :argue:

Or are we gonna look in our closets, our own basements, and in the darkest depths of our cycling souls--and sock drawers--and find the absolute WORST jerseys ever printed on synthetic materials!

YES! YES, we ARE!!

GO! GO! GO! GO!

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Old 03-14-2004, 01:05 PM
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So I will start things out . . .

This is THE STANDARD! The worst I have ever seen! (Well, maybe.)

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Old 03-14-2004, 01:07 PM
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And here’s anopther from Cannondale!

They actually PAID somebody to come up with this eye-catching(???) Combo?!?!?!

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Old 03-14-2004, 01:10 PM
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Sugoi Strikes!

Ouch!
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Old 03-14-2004, 01:11 PM
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Oh, My God . . .

Please. Make. It. STOPPPPPP!!!
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Old 03-14-2004, 01:29 PM
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hmmm

These are all from your own personal collection

Aren't they...

Go on...admit it, you have ugly jerseys in your closet
I hear that's the first step to recovery.
Its ok Dave...we still love you.
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Old 03-14-2004, 01:46 PM
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Actually, Ginger . . .

. . . they are all from eBay. I was saving MY own personal “Hall of Shame” fashion show for Owner’s Weekend!

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Old 03-14-2004, 01:48 PM
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Siemens Cannondale

The black and white kit is not so bad.
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Old 03-14-2004, 01:55 PM
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I'm thinking of getting one of last years zebra Cippollini jerseys just to annoy people.
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Old 03-14-2004, 02:36 PM
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BBDave,

Wearing the orange zebra while you ride the Queen Bee could cause motion sickness for your fellow riders. Just think you could win every race.

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Old 03-14-2004, 04:42 PM
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Kevin . . .

Why bother? I already win every race!

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Old 03-14-2004, 07:14 PM
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BBDave,

If you only race Sandy you will never improve.

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Old 03-14-2004, 07:22 PM
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(Pssst, Shino)

(Dave HAS the whole zebra kit...)
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:42 PM
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what's so bad about the first one, the black + white swirl thing? kinda cool. bbdave, when did you become mr. blackwell?
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Old 03-14-2004, 08:01 PM
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Don't you dare wear any of this sh*t when down in the Merryland area. It will kill our chances of fixing you up with any babes on bikes (Got any fashion suggestions for BeeMan Ginger ).
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