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Our very OWN Ugly Jersey Contest! . . .
OK, so are we gonna let all these AMATEURS on the RBR forum think they have a lock on pure stomach churning, teeth-gnashing, retina-scarring UGLINESS in bike fashion?
NO! :argue: Are we gonna just sit around on our lycra-clad heinies doing NOTHING while they define the the next big “look” after day-glo helmet covers? NO! :argue: Or are we gonna look in our closets, our own basements, and in the darkest depths of our cycling souls--and sock drawers--and find the absolute WORST jerseys ever printed on synthetic materials! YES! YES, we ARE!! GO! GO! GO! GO! BBDave
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So I will start things out . . .
This is THE STANDARD! The worst I have ever seen! (Well, maybe.)
BBD
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And here’s anopther from Cannondale!
They actually PAID somebody to come up with this eye-catching(???) Combo?!?!?!
BBDave
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Sugoi Strikes!
Ouch!
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Oh, My God . . .
Please. Make. It. STOPPPPPP!!!
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hmmm
These are all from your own personal collection
Aren't they... Go on...admit it, you have ugly jerseys in your closet I hear that's the first step to recovery. Its ok Dave...we still love you. |
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Actually, Ginger . . .
. . . they are all from eBay. I was saving MY own personal “Hall of Shame” fashion show for Owner’s Weekend!
BBDave
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Siemens Cannondale
The black and white kit is not so bad.
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I'm thinking of getting one of last years zebra Cippollini jerseys just to annoy people.
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BBDave,
Wearing the orange zebra while you ride the Queen Bee could cause motion sickness for your fellow riders. Just think you could win every race. Kevin
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Kevin . . .
Why bother? I already win every race!
BBDave
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BBDave,
If you only race Sandy you will never improve. Kevin
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(Pssst, Shino)
(Dave HAS the whole zebra kit...)
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what's so bad about the first one, the black + white swirl thing? kinda cool. bbdave, when did you become mr. blackwell?
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Don't you dare wear any of this sh*t when down in the Merryland area. It will kill our chances of fixing you up with any babes on bikes (Got any fashion suggestions for BeeMan Ginger ).
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