You know you're a cyclist when...

[beaverstuff]

I've seen many tourists that whip out their cell phones when the get a flat.
Cell phones don't fix flats!

[Oxford_Guy]

Originally Posted by dancinkozmo

when the bike on your roof rack is worth more than your car

When you got rid of your car so you could have more bicycles

[beaverstuff]

Have you ever encountered tourists that continue to ride side-by-side, even when you call "passing" on an overtake or try to get by when encountering same head-to-head?

[beaverstuff]

Many tourists carry their snacks, drinks and repair kits in a day pack.
Would some one explain to me why this is better . . .

[beaverstuff]

Originally Posted by Oxford_Guy

When you got rid of your car so you could have more bicycles

Three bikes take up less room in the garage than three cars.

[Mikej]

You have a testicle sack hanging from your pick up truck trailer hitch.. oh wrong you know you're a ...

[bigbill]

When driving, you're constantly looking at the road surface, width, markings, and traffic to see if it's a potential cycling route.

The weather app is on your phone's home page.

[Hawker]

When you wake up at 3am and consider checking this forum to see if your post has any replies.

[clyde the point]

Wife wants Hamilton tix = $300 to me that's half an Ultegra group. An unwinnable argument, that takes place anyway.

[Mark McM]

Originally Posted by clyde the point

Wife wants Hamilton tix = $300 to me that's half and Ultegra group. An unwinnable argument, that takes place anyway.

I'm sorry honey, I though you meant ...

[hellvetica]

When you do a separate load of laundry every week of just kit.

[cmg]

you lean into turns. This is especially noticeable when you're driving the car.

[Blue Jays]

You know you’re a cyclist when you bring a bicycle to the car dealership to verify how easily it slides into the cargo area without extra hassle of removing wheels.

[BobC]

When you don't own a snake to unclog the toilet but you have all the Park tools to fix your headset (and BB)

[OldCrank]

... when you can't make eye contact with riders you've just met because you're taking inventory of every component on their bike.