Ways only the elite can die

[Acotts]

Just putting a bit of humour into a tragedy. I had a thought. If this needs to be locked due to bad taste, then so be it.

Here we go:

Heath Ledger was found by his dead from a drug OD by his personal massuese, who then called an Olsen twin for advice. ***?

Now you gotta be a pretty high roller for these odd peices to fall into place. This could NEVER, EVER happen to Joe Normal.

As I was thinking, there are some others. Especially in the Kennedy family. Such as playing football on skis in Aspen, or crashing your plane on route to Nantucket. Mr Middle class doesn't have to worry to much about these either.

Has anyone ever been crushed by their own gold?


Keep it clean boys.