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Old 01-06-2019, 11:05 AM
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"To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers."

"I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know."

"Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down."
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Old 01-06-2019, 11:35 AM
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"Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness... does this mean we're not friends anymore?"

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Old 01-06-2019, 01:38 PM
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Jack:
What are your legs?

Archy Hamilton:
Springs. Steel springs.

Jack:
What are they going to do?

Archy Hamilton:
Hurl me down the track.

Jack:
How fast can you run?

Archy Hamilton:
As fast as a leopard.

Jack:
How fast are you going to run?

Archy Hamilton:
As fast as a leopard.

Jack:
Then lets see you do it
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Old 01-06-2019, 02:16 PM
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"Everybody cheats. I just didn't know."
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Old 01-06-2019, 02:17 PM
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"These college kids out here - they're never gonna get old or out of shape 'cause new ones come along every year."
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Old 01-17-2019, 12:54 PM
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"Italianos - like the nightingales they sing. Like the eagles they fly!"
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Old 01-17-2019, 06:49 PM
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“What we have here......is a failure to communicate”.
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Old 01-17-2019, 06:54 PM
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