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Old 01-07-2016, 09:00 PM
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Why ride when you can just walk?

And I thought the elliptical bikes were bad....

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Old 01-07-2016, 09:05 PM
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I'm so confused!
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Old 01-07-2016, 09:09 PM
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Well.. I mean.. I guess it gets you there faster than walking... but why the fap wouldn't you just ride a bike?
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Old 01-07-2016, 09:15 PM
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http://www.bikeforest.com/tread/index.php

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Old 01-08-2016, 05:08 AM
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Does it coast?
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Old 01-08-2016, 11:26 AM
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they must be working pretty hard to get going that fast.
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Old 01-08-2016, 11:33 AM
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they must be working pretty hard to get going that fast.
The contraption has a motor.
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