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"What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a goin' on here?"
"I've been to a town, Del." "What hump?" "Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?" Edited to add: "We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants."
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"Average of 42 (km/h)... you know how bad that is?"
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"All I ask is three beers a piece for each of my co-workers...I think a man workin' outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion."
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"Get off my lawn."
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obviously you are not a golfer
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Not the fckn Eagles man..
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And one more thing...it's been emotional.
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Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
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Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads!”
And the similar predecessor: Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!” BK
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mhespenheide, you can have this correction
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Tommy Turner:
"Holy s**t! It's the mother lode." Billy: "I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater." Tommy Turner: "This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida." |
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Many many of my favorites are from the movie In the Loop, and parental discretion is advised for all of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIPxLzfw6wU
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I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read.
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“Why so serious?”
“I’m just a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with it if I actually caught one. I just DO things.” BK
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