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Old 12-13-2018, 04:11 PM
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"What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a goin' on here?"

"I've been to a town, Del."

"What hump?"

"Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"

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"We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants."
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Old 12-13-2018, 01:48 PM
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Old 12-13-2018, 02:07 PM
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Old 12-13-2018, 03:06 PM
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Old 12-13-2018, 03:37 PM
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obviously you are not a golfer
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:00 PM
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obviously you are not a golfer
Not the fckn Eagles man..

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Old 12-13-2018, 04:05 PM
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And one more thing...it's been emotional.




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Old 12-13-2018, 04:09 PM
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Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

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Old 12-13-2018, 04:10 PM
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Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads!”

And the similar predecessor:

Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”

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Old 12-13-2018, 04:42 PM
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Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”
mhespenheide, you can have this correction
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:49 PM
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Tommy Turner:
"Holy s**t! It's the mother lode."

Billy:
"I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater."

Tommy Turner:
"This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida."
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:12 PM
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now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

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yes!!!

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Old 12-13-2018, 04:14 PM
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Many many of my favorites are from the movie In the Loop, and parental discretion is advised for all of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIPxLzfw6wU
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:18 PM
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I'm the only normal one left around here. I'm a black Jew, I'm half drunk and I cant read.
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:21 PM
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