Inspire me: show me your workshop

[rousseau]

Uh, how do you guys keep your floors looking so clean? And some of these are in regular rooms in houses, even! Every time I clean my chain I get grease and citrus degreaser all over the floor of my shed. I spread old newspapers underneath my workstand, but I still do a number on the floor itself.

How can anyone do mechanical work involving lubrication without making a mess of the floor? What's wrong with me?