OT. I am the target of the dark web hitmen

[gasman]

Originally Posted by Ken Robb

Many years ago I met a hit man. He was very pleasant in social situations. I asked him what he did for a living and he said "I'm a handler." I asked what he handled. He said "If you have a problem with someone I handle it for you." Out of curiosity (glad I'm not a cat) I asked what his services cost. I forget the exact prices but I was surprised that it cost more to have someone beat up than killed. He said murder was safer for him because there would be no witness to worry about. I'm not making this up. He supplemented his income by having motorcycle wrecks. He rode a chopper with very long extended forks and he said he could wait for some motorist to turn in front of him and hit them broadside with little chance of serious injury because the long forks absorbed most of the impact. With his "staff" of medical people and lawyers he had won quite a bit of $$. Then with a grin he said he probably had only one more good wreck in him because no matter how skilled he was the little injuries were adding up and he didn't want to be permanently disabled. :-)

I can’t say I’ve ever met a hit man. I’ve never needed their services either. Which is good.

[peanutgallery]

I get one like this every few days

Hi
Do nоt mind оn my illitеrасy, I аm from China.

This is your last chance to save your life and my LAST WARNING.

I uрlоаdеd thе maliciоus рrоgram оn yоur systеm.
Sinсе thаt mоmеnt I рilfеrеd аll рrivy bасkgrоund frоm yоur systеm.
Аdditiоnally I havе sоme morе соmрrоmising evidеnсе. The mоst interеsting evidenсе thаt I stоlе- its a videоtаpe with your masturbаtiоn. I аdjustеd virus оn а pоrn web sitе аnd аftеr yоu loadеd it. Whеn yоu dесidеd with thе videо аnd taрped оn a рlаy buttоn, my dеlеtеrious sоft at оncе sеt uр on your systеm. Аftеr adjusting, yоur саmеrа shооt the vidеоtаре with you self-аbusing, in аddition it saved рreсisеly the роrn vidео you mаsturbаtеd оn. In nеxt fеw dаys my mаlwаrе cоllеctеd аll yоur sосial and wоrk соntaсts.

If yоu want to dеlete thе rесоrds- pаy mе 2000 euro in BTС(сryрtoсurrenсy).
I рrovide you my Btc number - 127fnd1eojhha6ym6uXhhYkphvgY3AMTcU
You hаve 24 hours аfter reading. Whеn I get trаnsfеr I will destroy the videotape еvermore.
If you need 50 hours just Open the calculator on your desktop and press +++
Other way I will sеnd the tapе to аll your сolleаgues and friends.

[tuscanyswe]

Originally Posted by Black Dog

Hmmmm....I am super desirable, it would be possible that my gentle and polite rebukes of the daily propositions that I recieve may have left someone scorned. What I am supposed to do? My visage is my maker of the moneys.

[ojingoh]

To the OP - your usnername, email and password got dumped somewhere on the internet. What this a-hole is doing is taking that database dump and email spamming everyone on it.

Typical extortion ploys:
1. I have pics of you nekkid, pay up
2. You go to porn, pay up
3. I know your bank info, pay up
4. etc.

All of these are empty threats, but it does reinforce proper internet hygiene in 2018 - don't reuse passwords and limit trusted login to few sites.

[Ken Robb]

Originally Posted by gasman

I can’t say I’ve ever met a hit man. I’ve never needed their services either. Which is good.

Well, you're still young.