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A joke for the day
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went cycling. |
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thanks, i'll use it.
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Do you know his address?
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And what is the deal with airline food.
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Reminds me of the Henny Youngman joke: "A hooker told me she'd do anything for $50. I said, 'Paint my house.'"
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It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that certain je ne sais quoi. --Peter Schickele |
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This made me LOL on the subway, thanks
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Quote:
i'm going to use that one.
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http://less-than-epic.blogspot.com/ |
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The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Buddhist monk. The vendor replies: “Change must come from within.”
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry and umbrella?
-Fo Drizzle That used to make a group of High Schoolers snicker... now they have no clue who it is. |
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I think some of these may be getting close to being "Dad Jokes"...or worse, Granddad Jokes.
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How do you know a joke is a Dad joke?
The punchline is apparent. |
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har har
funny |
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