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Old 12-13-2018, 04:31 PM
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"Of course I'm talking about Delta you twerp. This year it's going to be different. This year we're going to grab the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus."

"What do you intend to do sir? Delta's already on probation."

"They are"

" Yes sir."

"Then as of this moment, they're on Double Secret Probation!"
Germans?

Don't stop him, he's on a roll.

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Old 12-13-2018, 04:31 PM
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:34 PM
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:38 PM
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:38 PM
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"There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

and

"How much for the women?

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Old 12-13-2018, 04:42 PM
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Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”
mhespenheide, you can have this correction
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:49 PM
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Tommy Turner:
"Holy s**t! It's the mother lode."

Billy:
"I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater."

Tommy Turner:
"This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida."
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Old 12-13-2018, 04:50 PM
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Yeah, I used the popular paraphrased version, the real line(s) is (are):

Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have yo show you any stinkin’ badges!

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Old 12-13-2018, 04:57 PM
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Yeah, I used the popular paraphrased version, the real line(s) is (are):



Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have yo show you any stinkin’ badges!



BK

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Old 12-13-2018, 04:59 PM
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Third place is you're fired.

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and first place is a brand new tobaggan, right?


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Many many of my favorites are from the movie In the Loop, and parental discretion is advised for all of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIPxLzfw6wU
love it when he goes off. so many clever insults

impressive that all those were taken from the movie (as opposed to movie + two series of The Thick of Things)

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Old 12-13-2018, 05:15 PM
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Old 12-13-2018, 05:34 PM
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What were you doing at that range?

Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving him the bird!

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Old 12-13-2018, 05:38 PM
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No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you, he rubbed you, and rubbin’ son, is racin’.

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Old 12-13-2018, 05:42 PM
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"Well Reg is our coach
Yeah, sure Old Time Hockey!
Like Eddie Shore
Eddie Shore yeah"

"All right, I'm coming out! Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him! Any sonofabitch takes a shot at me.. I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down!"

"Look at those assholes, ordinary ****ing people. I hate 'em."

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bull****. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.
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Old 12-13-2018, 05:43 PM
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One of many from Tombstone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qk8ZhkY9_w

Bonus: I'm You're Huckleberry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE
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