A joke for the day

[91Bear]

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went cycling.

[cmg]

thanks, i'll use it.

[tv_vt]

Do you know his address?

[marciero]

Originally Posted by tv_vt

Do you know his address?

Ha!

[FlashUNC]

And what is the deal with airline food.

[fiamme red]

Reminds me of the Henny Youngman joke: "A hooker told me she'd do anything for $50. I said, 'Paint my house.'"

[mcc21]

har har
funny

[TunaAndBikes]

Originally Posted by FlashUNC

And what is the deal with airline food.

This made me LOL on the subway, thanks

[Elefantino]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[Ozz]

A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.

[AngryScientist]

Originally Posted by Ozz

A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.

oh - that's good.

i'm going to use that one.

[Ozz]

Originally Posted by AngryScientist

oh - that's good.

i'm going to use that one.

The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Buddhist monk. The vendor replies: “Change must come from within.”

[Greenpea]

Why does Snoop Dogg carry and umbrella?
-Fo Drizzle


That used to make a group of High Schoolers snicker... now they have no clue who it is.

[Hawker]

I think some of these may be getting close to being "Dad Jokes"...or worse, Granddad Jokes.

[zambenini]

How do you know a joke is a Dad joke?

The punchline is apparent.