Well this is awkward... Doping content

[Velocipede]

Not the great look. So be busted doping while defending a doper.

https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/lan...ed-for-doping/

[54ny77]

Sheesh, aren't these just normal ingredients in an organically grown banana?

"Gleaves, 36, tested positive for oxandrolone metabolites 17α-Hydroxymethyl-17β-methyl-18-nor-2-oxa-5α-androst-13-en-3-one and 17β-Hydroxymethyl-17α-methyl-18-nor-2-oxa-5α-androst-13-en-3-one, as well as clomiphene and its metabolite 4-hydroxyclomiphene, as the result of a urine sample collected in-competition at the Masters Track National Championships on August 31, 2019," read a statement from USADA."

[bthornt]

Originally Posted by 54ny77

Sheesh, aren't these just normal ingredients in an organically grown banana?

"Gleaves, 36, tested positive for oxandrolone metabolites 17α-Hydroxymethyl-17β-methyl-18-nor-2-oxa-5α-androst-13-en-3-one and 17β-Hydroxymethyl-17α-methyl-18-nor-2-oxa-5α-androst-13-en-3-one, as well as clomiphene and its metabolite 4-hydroxyclomiphene, as the result of a urine sample collected in-competition at the Masters Track National Championships on August 31, 2019," read a statement from USADA."

Just like Mom used to make!

[bigbill]

Why couldn't he just go through Low-T therapy like all the other elite masters?

[harlond]

Technically, he wasn't busted WHILE defending a doper. He testified for the doper 5 years ago. Ah, whatever.

[makoti]

Originally Posted by 54ny77

Sheesh, aren't these just normal ingredients in an organically grown banana?

oxandrolone metabolites 17α-Hydroxymethyl-17β-methyl-18-nor-2-oxa-5α-androst-13-en-3-one and 17β-Hydroxymethyl-17α-methyl-18-nor-2-oxa-5α-androst-13-en-3-one, as well as clomiphene and its metabolite 4-hydroxyclomiphene, "

Got all this in my Subscribe & save cart on Amazon. Makes a wonderful shake

[Elefantino]

Someone -- and I'm NOT saying who -- gave him some, um, advice?

[josephr]

here's an article on top excuses for doping....maybe he should've tried these?

https://www.cyclingnews.com/features...oping-excuses/

[CNY rider]

Originally Posted by josephr

here's an article on top excuses for doping....maybe he should've tried these?

https://www.cyclingnews.com/features...oping-excuses/

Reminds me of old episodes of Cops that always made us laugh.
The police would be patting a guy down, pulling baggies full of dope out of his pockets.
Greatest response ever: “These aren’t my pants!”
Also used by Hollywood starlets on occasion.