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I was riding two bikes at once (just pedal slowly and hold the stem of the other bike) down a hill and I hit a bump and lost control of the bike I was guiding and I wiped out
A lady on the sidewalk came to see how I was doing and the look of confusion on her face was priceless She must’ve thought that the other cyclist had spontaneously combusted or something I’m giggling now as I type this, it is such a vivid memory |
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One time I was riding down the 1 south of Carpinteria. Found a flat of six 1/2 gallon poinsettias on the side of the highway, they looked great but must have flown out of a truck or something. I rigged up a way to carry them the rest of the way home which was about 15 miles with my spare tube as a shoulder strap and gave them to friends.
Another time I was riding home at about 2am out in the middle of nowhere through some fields when I saw a guy standing perfectly still under a street lap wearing a guerrilla mask. He was at a choke point in the road so I kind of had to ride right past him or take a long detour so I rode right past him. He never moved. One time I went to unclip and the the cleat and half of the sole of my shoe stayed on the pedal. I rode over a rock and it shot out sideways and made a really loud noise when it hit the car right next to me. I looked at them, they looked at me, I just made a confused face and kept riding. Riding down a mountain road with a friend late at night and saw some lights off the side of the road, stopped and looked over the side and found a car stuck in some trees . We worked our way down carefully as it was very steep and found the car to be empty but with all the interior lights and exterior lights still on. I guess the person had already left the scene but it was miles to any place with shelter.
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I crashed hard once doing that trick. The handlebars of the two bikes touched and the next thing I know I was being thrown to the ground. No cars around but plenty of SF tourists looking at me confused.
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I was riding home from a group ride with a friend. We stopped at a light next to a car full of cute girls - one hangs out of the window and yells “nice legs!” My friend said “thank you” and she replied,”not you - him!” while pointing at me. 😂
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On the plus side I got 1000m of singletrack climbing in before noon. Even without a good descent I call that a good day |
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Many years ago some girls in a VW Bug convertible passed me and yelled "Go Lance!" That was before his fall from grace, so I took it as a compliment.
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
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Before I had my drivers license I rode my bike to a rich place where I mowed lawns for their association. One day riding back home one of the guys with a drivers license pulled alongside in his VW bug and told me to grab the door handle, which I did. All was well while we were on the twisty road, but when we got to the straight causeway and he accelerated my front end developed a wobble and down I went. That was the second of three times I broke my left wrist. Got a fair amount of road bits stuck in me as well, which had to be picked out.
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Anybody remember Weyless hubs from the 1970s? They were known for sealed bearings (rare at the time), light weight, and highly polished.
I was a teenager then, and my buddy and I rode our bikes the ten miles or so to the bike shop for whatever reason. Inside the shop, some guy had just purchased a pair of Weyless hubs and left mere seconds before we did. With his windows down he exited the parking lot onto the road and a gust of wind must have picked up the open box the hubs were in and sucked them out the window, landing on the busy road! I thought for sure they would have been flattened by a passing car. I don't think the driver had a clue what happened because he never stopped. We picked up the hubs and brought them back into the store, telling them what we just witnessed.
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Actually pissed their pants? Always wondered if people actually do piss their pants when they are afraid or whatever.
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