Who are you (and what do you look like)?

[roundabout]

* real name: James
* where do you live? Davis, CA
* explanation of your handle: That thing you ride around in your bike, a feared device on my college campus.
* explanation of your avatar: Don't have one yet, plan on putting in one of a sweater within a sweater.
* age (general or specific): 19, but the beard argues 22.
* occupation: Student, bike salesman
* favorite bike: Cervelo R5CA or BMC Impec
* what's in your stable? Cervelo S1, Pake track, Trek 1.5
* fastest speed on a road bike? where? when? 52.4 during the UCLA road race this year.
* how many miles ON THE ROAD on a road bike last year? Around 2500?
* make up and answer at least one additional question: In my spare time I perform improvisational comedy to adoring (or so I like to think) masses.
* what is the biggest lie you've ever told: Oh goodness, too many to choose from.
* and, something fun: I'm a starving college student!
* picture of yourself or your ride?

Please don't judge the fact that I have track pedals on the bike, I had to ride it to the shop and I didn't want to use my speedplays till I got the new cleats set up properly.