Who are you (and what do you look like)?

[Germany_chris]

real name, if you like Chris
* where do you live? Southern Germany
* explanation of your handle no need for explanations
* explanation of your avatar Should I have one?
* age (general or specific) 35
* occupation Operations U.S. Army
* favorite bike I have a favorite
* what's in your stable? Serotta (soon) Muesing, Schwinn, Cresta
* fastest speed on a road bike? where? when? once I fast
* how many miles ON THE ROAD on a road bike last year? Apple doesn;t make cyclometers
* picture of yourself or your ride? I'd break the lens
* make up and answer at least one additional question. Alex what is CJTF answer Combined Joint Task Force
* what is the biggest lie you've ever told. I really loved the dinner you cooked!
* and, something fun. Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. -Neitzsche- especially when they are faster than you