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Slaying the Demon, Score: Demon 2, Rider 1
Precisely one year ago today I was hit by a cargo van (Score: Demon 1), smashing my pelvis. Since then I have not gone on the route where I was hit. Today I had to slay the Demon, so I rode the same route. Winds were 30 mph steady, with 40+ gusts, so a fitting mood. Shoulda listened to my wife.
Being extra cautious, I rode past THE spot with no drama, and soon thereafter was on the relatively safe bike path towards home (Score: Rider 1). Just as all was peachy-keen, and smooth sailing, a car gate barricade made of pipe was caught by a strong gust, swung across the path and BAM! (Score: Demon 2). I hit the top rail with my shifters and hand, and down we all went. Some errant workman left the thing unlock and unlatched. My Garmin was kind enough to suggest it was an emergency, and I should call home. Damage: 1. Pride, 2. Destroyed Ultegra 11 speed left shift lever, 3. Bruised and scuffed fingers and knee - no biggy. Serotta Legend undamaged - yay. So my warning to the haunted rider is to tiptoe around Demons when they are sleeping, (they cheat!), or, as I am considering, take up stamp collecting! |
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