Who are you (and what do you look like)?

[ngilbert]

* real name, if you like Nick
* where do you live? Southwest Missouri
* explanation of your handle Take a wild guess
* explanation of your avatar Don't have a custom avatar
* age (general or specific) 30
* occupation Software Engineer
* favorite bike Serotta Fierte
* what's in your stable? Fierte and Specialized Stumpjumper
* fastest speed on a road bike? where? when? ~54 down a steep ridge in the Ozark Highlands.
* how many miles ON THE ROAD on a road bike last year? Measly, have two small kids.
* picture of yourself or your ride? Don't have one on the computer at the moment.