Who are you (and what do you look like)?

[tripmaster]

* real name, if you like: Bernie
* where do you live? Seattle WA
* explanation of your handle: a fictional Chinese literary character
* explanation of your avatar: Didn't know I had one.
* age (general or specific): a few ticks over of a half century
* occupation: I make video games
* favorite bike: my summer bike, Cervelo R5
* what's in your stable? Cervelo, CAAD12, Velo Flyer, Argon, Haley, Turner, Crux. Gonna sell my CAAD12 when I build up my Haley.
* fastest speed on a road bike? where? when? 55 mph? Killington Stage Race
* how many miles ON THE ROAD on a road bike last year?
* picture of yourself or your ride? see below
* make up and answer at least one additional question. What do you get nervous doing? Riding rollers; registering for any race.
* what is the biggest lie you've ever told: I won't buy another bike for another 5 years
* and, something fun. Best heckle I ever heard: "Hey, nice warmup lap!" at CX race.
* How did you find the paceline Forum? Friend sent me here for classifieds - joined years ago but never posted.