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"Luck is the residue of design." - Branch Rickey

Others

"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair or the future of the human race." - H.G. Wells

"Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong with a society that drives a car to workout in a gym." - Bill Nye, the Science Guy

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." - Groucho Marx

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time." - Steven Wright

"If at first you don't succeed ... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper." - Rod Serling

"Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view." - George Carlin