[NHAero]

I am old and slow, and recently acquired my first ever carbon fiber racing bike. It is really fun and is a terrific bike. So as to not fool others into thinking I am a Euro pro (since I am quite similarly sized to Tadej and Jonas, albeit with 1/3 the watts) I have equipped it with a +17 stem, small frame bag, and a Spurcycle bell. Thus far I have not been asked to sign any jerseys, so I think this is working.