The New Style Stealth Roadie
1. Has always been messenger cool while actually not being acquainted with any working bike messengers.
2. Loves $5 cups of coffee.
3. Loves beers you'll hear about in 5 years.
4. His first piece of technical cycling apparel was a vintage wool cycling jersey.
5. Wears Rapha on at least 75% of his rides, yet is worried that it's jumped the shark. It troubles him greatly.
6. Thinks steel is real, rocks a Columbus cycling cap, rides a Tarmac.
7. Lusts for a Vanilla, Baum, Firefly, Sachs, Peg, Speedvagen, but would still secretly love his Tarmac more, even if he were given one of those porn-worthy alloy bikes.
8. Doesn't race. Is disdainful of bike racers and their self-serious training. This attitude leads him to spend 90% of his riding climbing.
9. Only likes to go fast if gravity does 90% of the work for him.
10. Takes many, many photos on his rides.
11. Races CX because, you know, it's fun and you get to act goofy.
12. Is a member of a CX team with a funny name.
13. Loves Campy, rides Red.
Has this creature migrated to your region?
Last edited by beeatnik; 02-18-2012 at 12:22 PM.
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