"Unlike other types of paint that can be put into an oven to assist with the drying process, the Ego's paint must air dry. As such, it takes 2 complete days to get through its paint process."

(a bit like the fence in the back yard)

"The paint on the frame was designed to provide such mirror-like reflectivity that the rider could look down while riding and see himself, a la Narcissus peering into the river to admire his own image."

(and in the process probably crash...dead cool!)

I have never heard so much rot in all my life.....you still have to pedal the bu*ger.
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