* real name, if you like Robert
* where do you live? South Freakin Carolina
* explanation of your handle The Dr. is a Moron
* explanation of your avatar Greatest Album of all time. Bruce Loose, Ted Falconi...although Blowin' Chunks is pretty kick-a**
* age (general or specific)38
* occupation Freakin High School Teacher
* favorite bike the one your Doofus is on at the time
* what's in your stable? Serotta CSi, Merckx Corsa 0.1
* fastest speed on a road bike? where? when?Did a pull at 36mph in a stupid flat RR in South Carolina...downhill and in someone's draft don't count...on a good day now your Doof will trot along at 21-22-ish
* how many miles ON THE ROAD on a road bike last year? Your DipDoof Don't Do Miles. 551 hours of training last year
* picture of yourself or your ride? Sadly, they are already posted
* make up and answer at least one additional question.What is that sound your shorts keep making? Never mind.
* what is the biggest lie you've ever told "Its Ok, the antibiotics cleared it up" (sorry, Anastasia Coles)
* and, something fun. Your Doctor doesn't have fun.