[cadence90]

I know that at least a few of us here suffer from this truly terrible, doubly debilitating, all-consuming disease... but I'm not naming names.

Anyage Fizik Arione Hoarding Syndrome

Some contend that an Arione-stash
Is bad for the the wallet and hard on the cash
Bad for the heart, bad for the mind,
Filling up the cart, always looking for that find

Makes some PLers crazy, and then they act like fools
Makes some PLers crazy, and then they start to drool

Unscrupulous operators could confuse
Could exploit and deceive
Conditional reflex theories and changing probabilities
eBay's a crass and raucous crackass place
Arione-itis is a plague upon the the cycling race
It's a terrible illness, it's a terrible case
And it's usually permanent when it takes place

It's an Ariones-hoarding syndrome
It's a hoarding-Ariones syndrome

It's a Fizik-Ari, Ari-Fizik, Fizi-Ari, Ari-Fizi, tcha-tcha-tcha-tcha...waaaaaaaaaaah, woooooaah...Yeah!!!....


.
.