A joke for the day
 

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went cycling. :banana:

thanks, i'll use it.

Do you know his address? ;)

Ha!

And what is the deal with airline food.

Reminds me of the Henny Youngman joke: "A hooker told me she'd do anything for $50. I said, 'Paint my house.'" :)

har har
funny

This made me LOL on the subway, thanks

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.

oh - that's good.

i'm going to use that one.:banana:

The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. “Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Buddhist monk. The vendor replies: “Change must come from within.”

Why does Snoop Dogg carry and umbrella?
-Fo Drizzle


That used to make a group of High Schoolers snicker... now they have no clue who it is.

I think some of these may be getting close to being "Dad Jokes"...or worse, Granddad Jokes. ;)

How do you know a joke is a Dad joke?

The punchline is apparent.