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Dead Horse
07-18-2005, 02:16 PM
From Craig's List

http://boston.craigslist.org/rnr/85219249.html

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone
Climb01742
07-18-2005, 02:26 PM
bob roll used that joke on day 1 of tour coverage. i laughed. but i'm easy.
dave thompson
07-18-2005, 02:31 PM
bob roll used that joke on day 1 of tour coverage. i laughed. but i'm easy.
Yes, but that joke is basically true!
dirtdigger88
07-18-2005, 02:33 PM
that is too funny- thanks- I needed that

Jason
friend of W
07-18-2005, 02:37 PM
Why be so rough on the French when the same items are not available in most stores along the Tour de Georgia route. GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!
JohnS
07-18-2005, 02:39 PM
Why be so rough on the French when the same items are not available in most stores along the Tour de Georgia route. GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!
You only need toothpaste if you have teeth. :)
Johny
07-18-2005, 02:43 PM
From Craig's List


(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap


No wonder Lance does not stink.
bulliedawg
07-18-2005, 03:09 PM
Why be so rough on the French when the same items are not available in most stores along the Tour de Georgia route. GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!

"Why's everybody always picking on me?"
Dr. Doofus
07-18-2005, 03:12 PM
stupid joke that's been around for a while

only funny for the "freedom fries" set who think loud, slow english is a universal language
inGobwetrust
07-18-2005, 03:23 PM
Doof,

It's just a joke. Relax.............
Dr. Doofus
07-18-2005, 03:28 PM
doof is relaxed

its also a stupid joke

doof thought things were a little smarter around here

its not the giant forum, you know
bostondrunk
07-18-2005, 03:30 PM
doof thought things were a little smarter around here


I'lls take that as a <burP> coomplement!!!!
coylifut
07-18-2005, 03:31 PM
News From France

The AP and UPI reported that the French Government
announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher
levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The
raise was precipitated by a recent fire which
destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
disabling their military.
Dr. Doofus
07-18-2005, 03:32 PM
yep

yer a good drunk bd

not one of the stupid loud ones
csb
07-18-2005, 05:00 PM
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inGobwetrust
07-18-2005, 11:06 PM
"doof thought things were a little smarter around here"

I guess you were wrong. I'm glad I don't take myself so seriously.