View Full Version : Boonen has a ... OWW!
Elefantino
09-01-2011, 06:53 AM
This has not been Boonen's year.
Now, this (http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/boonen-suffering-from-open-groin-wound).
Gotta take care of the taint :no:
FlashUNC
09-01-2011, 07:23 AM
I would set some kind of world record abandoning a race if I had that.
Not exactly the best recommendation for whatever chamois cream he's using.
Climb01742
09-01-2011, 07:34 AM
taint misbehavin'
hurts just reading about it.
BillG
09-01-2011, 07:39 AM
He is one tough dude.
BumbleBeeDave
09-01-2011, 08:18 AM
. . . has had ongoing problems with saddle sores in the past that kept him from competing, but this seems a step beyond that.
BBD
binxnyrwarrsoul
09-01-2011, 08:25 AM
IMO, it took a lot of guts to actually tell eveyone what the problem is.
Gotta take care of the taint :no:
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Dave Wages
09-01-2011, 08:35 AM
I'm not sure I needed quite that detailed of a description?
1happygirl
09-01-2011, 08:37 AM
I have heard he has 'bouts of crack attacks.
Hurumph..I though it was cocaine.
e-RICHIE
09-01-2011, 08:56 AM
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what would fee say atmo -
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$%28KGrHqR,!hQE1fCtgBlSBNmOL4UT3!~~_35.JPG
ps
arrange disorder
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:cool: :cool: :D
Charles M
09-01-2011, 09:04 AM
the line between tough and stupid is sometimes very clear.
nighthawk
09-01-2011, 09:15 AM
2 lessons to learn from that story.
1) If your scrotum opens up, stop riding.
2) NEVER TELL ANYONE!!!
old_fat_and_slow
09-01-2011, 09:28 AM
What a wuss. HTFU ! ! !
Scrot bag sores ??? Slap some Bag balm on it and quit yer whinin'.
2 lessons to learn from that story.
1) If your scrotum opens up, stop riding.
2) NEVER TELL ANYONE!!!
Yes!
GuyGadois
09-01-2011, 10:28 AM
This is why riding for fun is so much better then riding for money.
Climb01742
09-01-2011, 10:55 AM
i hope mrs. boonen didn't discover the news via the press. but then again, how would one break this to their S.O.?
biker72
09-01-2011, 11:01 AM
2 lessons to learn from that story.
1) If your scrotum opens up, stop riding.
2) NEVER TELL ANYONE!!!
+2
And I mean NEVER!!!
Elefantino
09-01-2011, 11:26 AM
2 lessons to learn from that story.
1) If your scrotum opens up, stop riding.
2) NEVER TELL ANYONE!!!
POTD by newbie. Nice. :banana:
MattTuck
09-01-2011, 12:03 PM
I have to think there's a translation issue. He can't have a "HOLE" in his scrotum... that doesn't sound right. Maybe a "sore" got translated as hole. I mean, a hole makes it sound like you can look through it and see his nuts. (Mr. Squirrel, here's your opening)
i already see the new face for chamois butt'r haha
gearguywb
09-01-2011, 01:06 PM
It's like a window into your.......
... (Mr. Squirrel, here's your opening)
nice pun..... :beer:
nice pun..... :beer:
Yes, the laugh out loud joke of the week, I'd say.
BumbleBeeDave
09-01-2011, 02:16 PM
. . . and we're all left holding the bag . . .
. . . of bad jokes! :rolleyes:
BBD
CNY rider
09-26-2011, 07:02 PM
i already see the new face for chamois butt'r haha
Yes and here it is available from CC for $20 a tub (or 2 for $38 if you re so inclined).
Anybody tried this stuff? QM Sports Antifriction Cream (http://www.competitivecyclist.com/product-accessories/2011-qm-sports-care-antifriction-cream-10147.3196.0.html)
Lewym
09-26-2011, 08:51 PM
Anybody tried this stuff? QM Sports Antifriction Cream (http://www.competitivecyclist.com/product-accessories/2011-qm-sports-care-antifriction-cream-10147.3196.0.html)
QM Antifriction used to be called "Qoleum Antifriction" (there is some dispute with the former owner or something). It is awesome stuff. My favorite.
rice rocket
09-26-2011, 09:56 PM
I like the tingle, which QM doesn't have. :(
DZ Nuts has the tea tree oil, and is anti-bacterial + anti-fungal. Plus, Dave Zabrieskie is awesome. :cool:
rustychisel
09-27-2011, 02:18 AM
rect 'im?
Damn near killed 'im
[said in the best Australian drawl]
soulspinner
09-27-2011, 06:00 AM
This thread is useless without pics :p
merlinmurph
09-27-2011, 01:07 PM
Sure would hate to be his doctor/trainer..... :eek:
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