CAPTION CONTEST: What is Sheryl Thinking?

[BumbleBeeDave]

Hey, it's almost time for the Tour!

And you know what that means? Why of course--another totally tacky "Lance & Sheryl Caption Contest!!!"

What on earth could Sheryl POSSIBLY be thinking as the big day approaches???

BBDave

[rovergar]

Hey, this thing only has four strings???

I'll start us out nice and easy...... :rolleyes:

[William]

~WhoOoOoOoo can eye-hi, Latch ontoooo n-ow?~


William :rolleyes:

[Smiley]

I take offence to all this Cheryl bashing , I think she's a BABE , what do I know I also think Marie Osmond is hot as well as Pam Dauber ( aka Mindy ) . Go figure .

[Spinsistah]

It's a new song about Lance (to the tune of "Steve McQueen"):

"Well, I went to bed in Texas, I woke up in Hollywood
I got a million in my pocket and I'd call you if I could
but I gotta ride, just gotta RIIIIIIIDDE
I wanna rock 'n roll this party
I still want to have some fun
I'm gonna leave you feelin' breathless
show you how the Tour is won
so I gotta ride, just gotta RIIIIIIDDE"

[dirtdigger88]

I think she is singing the theam song to "Deep Throat"


Jason

[JohnS]

I take offence to all this Cheryl bashing , I think she's a BABE , what do I know I also think Marie Osmond is hot as well as Pam Dauber ( aka Mindy ) . Go figure .
One out three ain't bad.(Pam Dawber).

[e-RICHIE]

"Hey. Where are my F 'n G strings?"

[Dr. Doofus]

good pun

but E and B

(standard tuning)

(F and G would be doable, though)

[e-RICHIE]

"now i'd like to play a song
made famous by my pal, tone-loc"




Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please

Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Wild thing

[dirtdigger88]

e-richie

NEVER fails to amaze me

Jason

[Dr. Doofus]

the man from Chester ain't no jester

comes back strong after a misfire

[e-RICHIE]

stay tuned. she'll do 2 part harmony with sir mix-a-lot...

[dirtdigger88]

Updated Caption


I sure wish that Sach guy would get to work welding up that new bike I want to give to Lance


Jason

[Big Dan]

That's one ugly Bass guitar.. I wouldn't show up to play without a J-Bass....
.......... or maybe a Stingray like Flea....


:cool:

[Kevin]

Sheryl is thinking of ways she can dump Lance and shack up with BBDave.

Kevin

[William]

Sheryl is thinking of ways she can dump Lance and shack up with BBDave.

Kevin

I thought they were already a non-issue. :confused:

William

[Kevin]

I thought they were already a non-issue. :confused:

William

Sheryl already dumped Dave?

Kevin

[William]

Sheryl already dumped Dave?

Kevin

Naturally. ;)


William

[Jeff Weir]

I was at that concert, and what she actually said was:

"I'd like to dedicate the next song to all the studs on the Serotta Forum"

It was amazing!

[slowgoing]

She's thinking about Lance and his chemeric twin, to borrow from an earlier thread.

[coylifut]

stay tuned. she'll do 2 part harmony with sir mix-a-lot...

Baby Got Back

[malcolm]

Now this is a guitar

[SGP]

"now i'd like to play a song
made famous by my pal, tone-loc"




Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please

Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Wild thing


was this from memory?

[Kevan]

You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.. don't you?

[Too Tall]

"...my baby don't live here no more. But that's alright, I've still got my guitar."
-- Jimi Hendrix (Red House)

[BumbleBeeDave]

<<was this from memory?>>

I’ve heard several folks wonder at e-richie’s “pornographic memory.” ;)

BBDave

[paulh]

Only four more weeks of this crap and he's going to be washing MY shorts in the tour bus!

[Fixed]

Nothing like some nice chords on the bass.I wonder if she really sings oh yeah I heard her I guess she must.What do I know I like Bllie Holliday.CHeers

[Grant McLean]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiley
I take offence to all this Cheryl bashing , I think she's a BABE , what do I know I also think Marie Osmond is hot as well as Pam Dauber ( aka Mindy ) . Go figure . (john wrote: One out three ain't bad.(Pam Dawber).


What about Bailey Quarters???? She was hot!

_G