PDA

View Full Version : Climb this for you, no for me when I ride w/you


scooter01
06-23-2005, 12:58 PM
Inventions to deal with the task of climbing a hill
JATO (Jet Assisted Take Off) is famous for getting airplanes off of carriers. The much smaller BATO unit is designed to boost a bicycle over the next or any hill. It's important, however, for the user to match the solid fuel booster unit purchased to the grade and length of the hill; otherwise, it's possible to become airborne upon reaching the top. The BATO unit does come with a lifetime warranty; however, the buyer should read the fine print: the lifetime for the largest of these units is less than twenty seconds, and the warranty is good for the original purchaser only (doesn't transmit to the heirs and assigns). However, twenty seconds is still enough time to climb a good mile of steep mountain road. We did not personally test this invention.

Can you tell its a busy day for me at work?
I really was looking for some info on the Blood Sweat gears ride.

Climb01742
06-23-2005, 02:48 PM
think anyone would notice if i used one on mt washington?

OldDog
06-23-2005, 03:27 PM
"beep beep"

Bradford
06-23-2005, 05:05 PM
"beep beep"

Something tells me if I tried this it would be more Wiley Coyote than Road Runner.