Calling out all women Forumites

[Smiley]

Ok , the gay vague thread got me thinking how cool this cummunity is with the addition of a women's point of view and sense of humor . I can only think of a few great ladies we have here that post . Here's who comes to mind :
Ginger ,the first lady of insanity
Spinsistah , making a strong first impression
Rapid Tourist , a true adventure seeker especially when it comes to reading Q's ( we love Ya baby )
sc53 , give her time and she could keep us all honest
I am at a loss to name any other women that post frequently , Help fill out the roll card please and sorry if I forgot to name you :)

[aLexis]

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[Smiley]

Man , sorry Alexis , I really messed up , next year I ride my Kogs fixee up any mountain of your choice :banana: at the open House .
Does ex-Sheriff Alyson count then too ??

[Sandy]

Perhaps you might want to quote what you said about a certain Serotta individual on the Saturday ride when we were lost, and you were getting delerious, very tired, and upset. ;) ;)

You KNOW that I am kidding. NO ONE will ever know. Promise!!

Still Lost,

Sandy

[Sandy]

aLexis was very kind and helpful to me on the Friday ride.

Sandy

[aLexis]

Man , sorry Alexis , I really messed up , next year I ride my Kogs fixee up any mountain of your choice :banana: at the open House .
Does ex-Sheriff Alyson count then too ??

I call a Friday Fixed ride next year's at Open House.

[William]

I call a Friday Fixed ride next year's at Open House.

53 x 14's for everyone!!! :banana:

William :D

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . Brian BEAT me up Lake Desolation on HIS fixie, I think I will get worried now.

Smiley, I think there are not more women on the board because women cyclists are inherently more intelligent than men and have better things to do with their spare time than hang around here. Based on my own experiences, I think they are all with Dr. Evil in his secret hideout, plotting world domination! ;)

BBDave

[Ti Designs]

What started as a call for the women on the forum has degenerated into a bunch of guys talking about getting fixed - how sad.

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . YOU're the formerly dead guy who coaches all the women's teams! Start proselytizing! Get those gals on the Forum!

BBDave

[William]

. . . YOU're the formerly dead guy who coaches all the women's teams! Start proselytizing! Get those gals on the Forum!

BBDave

WORD!!!


William ;)

[Keith A]

Don't forget RABikes2.

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . is to the rest of womankind as Mother Teresa is to the rest of humankind.

BBDave

[Ti Designs]

. . . YOU're the formerly dead guy who coaches all the women's teams! Start proselytizing! Get those gals on the Forum!

I get them on their bikes, which I would argue is better. Tell 'ya what, let's get a few local forum rides going, I'll get a few of my riders to join in, and maybe they'll join the forum too. When Ben joined the ride from Belmont we ran into two of my riders who stayed with the group for a few miles. They were on fixed gears and everybody else was on Ottrotts, but you'll just have to take your chances like the rest of the world...

[Ginger]

BBDave....

How DARE you insult the current female members of the forum!

"because women cyclists are inherently more intelligent than men and have better things to do with their spare time than hang around here."


BAD DAVE.



Ginger

[Bruce K]

Typical Dave? :rolleyes: ;)

BK

[Spinsistah]

BBDave....

How DARE you insult the current female members of the forum!

"because women cyclists are inherently more intelligent than men and have better things to do with their spare time than hang around here."


BAD DAVE.



Ginger

That is bad, Dave. BAD, BAD, BAD.

Here you are, looking for more women to post to the forum and the statement "...and have better things to do with their spare time than hang around here" is SO ENCOURAGING. Does this suggest that Ginger and I should be doing something else too if we have a brain in our head?

I do agree about the part that we are inherently more intelligent. :rolleyes:

You lose two stripes for this one, Zebra boy. ;)

[William]

That is bad, Dave. BAD, BAD, BAD.

Here you are, looking for more women to post to the forum and the statement "...and have better things to do with their spare time than hang around here" is SO ENCOURAGING. Does this suggest that Ginger and I should be doing something else too if we have a brain in our head?



WORD!

What were you thinking Dave??? :confused:

William :rolleyes:

[Too Tall]

Buzzkill.

[BumbleBeeDave]

Does it surprise anyone at all here that I sometimes open mouth before consulting brain?

I will now don my flame-proof hair shirt and remain prostrate for lashing until further notice.

BBDave, aka "Squashed Bee"

[Too Tall]

Did somebody say squashed bee???
TT who was a camp counselor for two summers...sigh.
My favorite camp song...right up there with
"Ohhhhh I wish I was a little English Sparrowww"

http://www.focusonals.com/bumble.htm

[BumbleBeeDave]

No, Ginger, NO! My mouth's not big enough to fit BOTH my feet in! Mphmmmph!!

Oh, My God, Spin's gotta chain whip and she's not afraid to use it! AAAAGH! OUCH! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Look, ladies, I really AM sorry. I truly did open my big fat mouth before thinking. But I guess there IS a first time for everything. :rolleyes: Maybe the best way to get more women on the forum would be for me to leave it!

BBDave, aka "Bigfoot"

[Dr. Doofus]

bikini contest

[dirtdigger88]

Personally- I like wet Tshirt contests better- Makes me feel dirty :cool:

jason

[Keith A]

Jason -- so is this what you are talking about?
http://flatcoat.com/xgwfcrc/FunDay9.JPG

Or how about this wet t-shirt?
http://www.benmagoo.com/media/WetT-shirt.jpg

And I certainly hope you didn't mean this (http://www.shell.linux.se/keenoled/playnice/bilder/galleri/tummy/tummy3.jpg)!

[Rapid Tourist]

I was so busy polishing my medallion that I almost missed this thread on my favorite topic--FEMALE FORUMITES. Just kidding, not that there's anything WRONG WITH THAT. :p :p

Anyway, yes, I am here and female and always pleased to partake in conversations about bikes, dogs and anything else.

I think we need a female bonding session at the next Serotta Open House. Meeting Alexis was wonderful. Would love to meet Ginger, Spin, RA and others. If I plan it, we'll all get lost though. :crap:

Sandy, I will never reveal our conversations while MIA at open house!

[dirtdigger88]

Keith- that kid looks down right scary

Is he the son of Satan?

Jason

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . still in the dog house?

Ginger?

Spinsistah?

Anybody female? Anybody at all?

Ooooh, boy. :( :( :( :( :(

BBDave

[Smiley]

BBDave , not some of your best work pal . We'll I think we still love you cause we know that your really did not mean it that way . It was meant to be in reverse , the women have better things to do then us . We desperately need a life .

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . that's pretty much what I meant. But I seem to have inherited my father's, uh, "gift" for trying to be funny and not thinking it through beforehand. I'm better than I used to be, though--if you can believe that.

Sigh. :help:

BBDave

[sc53]

Isn't RABikes in the middle of the RAAM right now? Anyone heard anything from her via email about her racer's progress?
Other female forumites: Let's have a "virtual ride" together sometime! We'll all log on at the same time and pretend we're climbing an alp or something. Hey! Was that a zebra we just passed on the road? or was it a Bee?

[Keith A]

After today, I would have to say what you are seeing is road kill :D

[dirtdigger88]

hey- why is Dave laying down over there in that field. . .he must be tired

http://www.exile.org/africa/images/Serengeti/i33.jpg


Jason

[Keith A]

That's not Dave -- he's bigger than that...

[dirtdigger88]

BIGGER????

http://www.photos-voyages.com/namibie_botswana/faune/13_17_large.jpg

Jason

[William]

I understand the zebra represents our friend foot-in-mouth Dave. But who are the buzzards supposed to be??? :confused:

Just what are you saying here?? :confused:




William (the trouble maker :p )

[dirtdigger88]

dont drag me down in this one- I am simply the messenger

http://www.20six.co.uk/pub/erudite_baboon/deadBee.jpg

Jason

[William]

dont drag me down in this one- I am simply the messenger

http://www.20six.co.uk/pub/erudite_baboon/deadBee.jpg

Jason

Being a messenger is a tightrope walk with out a net. ;)

http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~pppm/messenger.gif

[dirtdigger88]

LOOK its Dave on a tight rope- I sure hope James gets stuff fixed so we can post real pictures soon

http://www.ashabot.com/photofiles/bin/b03/bee%20on%20a%20tightrope__small.jpg

zebra hit by plane

http://www.save-the-elephants.org/Photo%20Gallery/AOT%20Crash/original/DSC03146.JPG

Dave I have my EYE on you

http://www.nikonians.org/dcforum/User_files/42b7079d5750ddfc.jpg

Jason

[dirtdigger88]

Daves other Hobby

http://www.honeybeecentre.com/images/95900021_300.jpg

Jason

[Keith A]

Jason,

Don't worry -- I just saw Dave riding by and I snapped this picture of him...
http://www.relache.com/body_art/cyclists/bee_orange.jpg

[Sandy]

Remember, we are a TEAM. We never drop each other. When you bond with all the ladies and get them lost, I will still be there, enjoying the sights.......

Sightseeing Shortsighted Sandy

Part of Team Cool, the Coolest cycling team of all time, period!!!!! :cool:

[Spinsistah]

. . . still in the dog house?

Ginger?

Spinsistah?

Anybody female? Anybody at all?

Ooooh, boy. :( :( :( :( :(

BBDave
Dave, I know you didn't mean it in a derogatory manner - you're forgiven. :)

Spin

[BumbleBeeDave]

Thank you so much for understanding. I am a man, therefore by default I speak without thinking and say stupid things occasionally.

Yes, DD, only occasionally. :rolleyes:

BBDave

[Spinsistah]

I understand the zebra represents our friend foot-in-mouth Dave. But who are the buzzards supposed to be??? :confused:

Just what are you saying here?? :confused:




William (the trouble maker :p )

The buzzards are the women forumites. Hungry devils, aren't we?

[William]

;)

William

[Bruce K]

Rapid Tourist;

As nice a guy as Sandy is, he is still one of US (a guy).

Your first mistake was following a guy, any guy, who doesn't have a map or know the area he is traveling in (not that we would consult the map if we had one). :eek:

You, like all women should realize that going ANYWHERE with a guy and not bringing a map that you can secretly consult to save yourself from our testosterone driven sense of direction is a huge miscalculation. :rolleyes:

That being said it was great to meet you at Open House. :banana:

BK

[William]

Agent Sandy,

Your covert operations in gathering information on the "other" side of the cycling isle have been very effective in helping our understanding of the female cycling psyche. Your research has allowed our scientists to make great strides in developing vocabulary cheat sheets, and standard "non-response" responses to difficult "no right answer/Catch 22" questions posed to us by our wives, girl friends, and female friends. We still have a lot to learn and your work is invaluable to our efforts.

Your next assignment, code name: Estrogen Psyche, is to study their ability & willingness to ask for directions when lost. This is an area we as men need to work on. As always this is top level Hush-Hush. We cannot let them know that we are trying to tap into their superior directional asking qualities.

Keep Up the Good Work Man!!

Major William

PS: In an unfortunate turn of events, Agent BBDave has suffered a testosterone induced implosion and is now in touch with his feminine side. Debriefing will follow.

[William]

DANG!

That was supposed to be a PM!!! :crap: :crap: :crap:

Major William


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Bruce K]

Hoo Rah! :cool:

BK

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . you sweetie! That was such a NICE message you sent to Sandy. You are just SUCH a sweet boy! Maybe you an I could meet for latte's sometime?

AAAAGH! HELP! I need detox--STAT!!! :eek:

BBDave

[dave thompson]

. . . you sweetie! That was such a NICE message you sent to Sandy. You are just SUCH a sweet boy! Maybe you an I could meet for latte's sometime?

AAAAGH! HELP! I need detox--STAT!!! :eek:

BBDave
Dave stop now! You're giving coffee a bad name

[William]

. . . you sweetie! That was such a NICE message you sent to Sandy. You are just SUCH a sweet boy! Maybe you an I could meet for latte's sometime?

AAAAGH! HELP! I need detox--STAT!!! :eek:

BBDave

All right men, Agent BBDave clearly needs our help. If we don't de-tox him soon he'll be carrying a parasol and wearing frilly under garments.

Dirt: get a case of Colt 45 and a beer bong!

TT: get a set of Dugast tubulars (clinchers suck of course), tube of Tube Spooge, & one Maxxim magazine.

Bradford: We need one Bee pinyata filled with Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues (preferably the old Cheryl Tiegs issues)and an Ottrott CF top tube.

Alright, alright BD, bring your box filled with old Clown porn tapes (I don't know what the heck we are going to do with it?? :rolleyes: ).

Ready?

~Oh Dave~
~We have a Ventei non-fat soy half-caf carmel machiotto with whip for you~

GRAB HIM!!!!


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00068XBY8.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[dirtdigger88]

I have a bong of a different sort- I can bring that-

and its kinda shaped like a .45

http://www.thehemphouse.co.uk/pistol%20bong.jpg


I dont drink beer

Jason

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . Frilly UNDERgarmets? I just looove those! Do I get to choose which--OW!HEY!!Mphmm!Ugh!(Rumble!)Sudda-Fudda . . . !!@#$&%!!!

Leggo me! LEGGO, I tell 'ya's! HEELP!! :eek:

:banana: :banana: :banana: