Coffee, Sex, Exercise Trigger Brain Aneurysm...

[nm87710]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnews/20110506/ts_usnews/healthbuzzcoffeesexincreaseaneurysmrisk

[ultraman6970]

No wonder nerds live forever then :P

[Charles M]

So heart beating increases the risk of death...

Talk about screwed...

[gasman]

Being born also increases your risk of death.

[SoCalSteve]

Being born also increases your risk of death.

And this coming from a doctor?????

[uber]

As I recall, there is a significant number of people who have cerebral aneurysms who die of other causes. There is no limit to what we can worry about. Ride your bike. Enjoy your life.

[Black Dog]

If you could sub beer for coffee and combine all of those into one activity (exercise on the bike) then that is how I would like to meet my end.

[Bob Loblaw]

Investor: I like this plan. My family will be protected if I die.

Financial Planner: What do you mean, "If?"

[rwsaunders]

What if you change the order to perhaps excessive, sex then coffee? :cool:

[kong79]

SOB, I'm gonna go any minute. Blowing nose, straining on the toilet, sex, coffee, excercise. All my favorite activities. I wish they would say that working after 50 is a leading cause of death so I could retire early.

[Dekonick]

Being born also increases your risk of death.

Life - a terminal sexually transmitted disease - always fatal.

[d_man16]

Life - a terminal sexually transmitted disease - always fatal.


Hah!

Nice :beer:

[gasman]

Being born also increases your risk of death.

Just wanted to bring some perspective on how everyone seems to worry about causes of death. The study actually shows a very small increase for 1 hour afterwards. High blood pressure, smoking and riding a crappy bike are all greater risks. I just made up the crappy bike.

[Lifelover]

True story that happened to a "Friend"!

Experimenting with Viagra because it's fun, however V causes nasal congestion. Popped 1/2 of a prescribed pill to help with breathing. Made love like a Porn Star! Immediately got a popsicle to help cool down. Wanted back in bed so pretty much put the whole pop in (mouth).

This "friend" had an sensation in his chest and felt his heart go bonkers! Verified by his wife that the heart rate was all over the place.

However, having just had sex, didn't really care and decided it would be best to go to sleep.

Long story short, stayed in arrhythmia until the next afternoon. Doc said that V raises Blood pressure, Decongestant is a stimulant, Sex is a stimulant, and shocked the Vagus with the Popsicle.

Doctor suggested avoiding V for a while my "Friend" agreed to avoiding popsicles instead!

[Jangles13]

True story that happened to a "Friend"!
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Wanted back in bed so pretty much put the whole pop in (my mouth).

....

Doctor suggested avoiding V for a while my "Friend" agreed to avoiding popsicles instead!


Very convenient that you were available to take your friends popsicle so he could get back to bed.

[Lifelover]

Very convenient that you were available to take your friends popsicle so he could get back to bed.
Freudian slip!?