BumbleBeeDave
06-08-2005, 12:26 PM
I have made a discovery that I feel in all honesty I must share with all of you who are attending open house--PATRICULARLY anyone who was hoping that Sandy's attendance would guarantee that they would not be the last one up Lake Desolation hill . . .
I received this photo via e-mail from an anonymous source who, unfortunately, I can only refer to by the code name "Deep Tubular" . . . I was mystified at first, but now after further dangerous and secret research, I can confirm that this is the covert preparation of Sandy's SECRET TEAM--"Team Prime Cut"--for the upcoming open house rides. It all came together to make sense once I remembered that Sandy is now retired . . . from the meat packing business!
Apparently, through advanced cloning techniques after obtaining DNA samples from Calfee Kevan--don't ask me how, it's too disgusting to even think about--Sandy has had these Kevan Clones secretly grown and will have a refrigerated truck full of them, with multi-colored day-glo bikes, waiting at the bottom of the hill Friday, freshly thawed and ready to provide him with fresh wheels to follow all the way up the grade to glory!
I am so proud to be a friend of such an Evil Genius!
BBDave
I received this photo via e-mail from an anonymous source who, unfortunately, I can only refer to by the code name "Deep Tubular" . . . I was mystified at first, but now after further dangerous and secret research, I can confirm that this is the covert preparation of Sandy's SECRET TEAM--"Team Prime Cut"--for the upcoming open house rides. It all came together to make sense once I remembered that Sandy is now retired . . . from the meat packing business!
Apparently, through advanced cloning techniques after obtaining DNA samples from Calfee Kevan--don't ask me how, it's too disgusting to even think about--Sandy has had these Kevan Clones secretly grown and will have a refrigerated truck full of them, with multi-colored day-glo bikes, waiting at the bottom of the hill Friday, freshly thawed and ready to provide him with fresh wheels to follow all the way up the grade to glory!
I am so proud to be a friend of such an Evil Genius!
BBDave