Jerry Lee Lewis (OT, maybe, maybe not)

[keno]

Jerry Lee Lewis, aka "The Killer", was working at the piano on a song called "Twilight". His producer, Jimmy Rip, commented that he loved what Lewis did with the song.

Lewis responded "If you hear something wrong, don't hesitate to tell me so I can kill you."

London Observer

[pale scotsman]

Ever hear the one about Elvis flying out to see Nixon after a show in Vegas. Seems tricky **** wanted Elvis to be on some type of drug comittee.

Of course Elvis rolled in to the white house in the morning with one of his high falutin' show suits on.

Nixon said, "My Elvis, that's some outfit you've got there." Elvis replied with, "you've got your show to run Mr. President, and I've got mine."

[Bill Bove]

By kill, did he mean marry?