Bow to Jens

[GuyGadois]

http://www.jensvoigtfacts.com/

[spamjoshua]

Thanks.

[thwart]

'specially liked this one...

[TimmyB]

that was awesome!! thanks for sharing :beer:

[steampunk]

if Chuck Norris were a cyclist his name would be Jens Voigt.

[thwart]

pj's...

[soulspinner]

Jens wears bike snob pajamas............ :D

[GuyGadois]

one of my favorites:

"Lance Armstrong was born the day after Jens Voigt. However, Jens immediately attacked and by the Texan's 13th birthday Jens had already turned 16. "

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . to prepare us for another stellar season of JENS!

Jens no longer has a shadow because he dropped it repeatedly until it climbed into the Saxo Bank team car claiming a stomach ailment and retired

Jens once challenged Lance Armstrong to see who had more testicles. Jens won by 5

Jens Voigt doesn’t get road rash, the road gets Jens Rash

Jens Voigt eats steak before every single ride. Most times he forgets to kill the cow

If by some incredible space-time paradox Jens could ever race himself, he would win

It is fact that the air within 30cm of Jens’ body remains at a constant 18 degrees C

Jens Voigt can touch MC Hammer

Jens once had a heart attack on the Tourmalet. Jens counterattacked repeatedly and beat the mountain into submission.

SaxoBank mechanics removed the brake calipers from all of Jens Voigt’s bikes when it was discovered that nothing can slow him down

Jens Voigt puts the “laughter” in “Manslaughter.”

Jens Voigt climbs so well for a big guy because he doesn’t actually climb hills; the hills slink into the earth in fear as they see him approach.

Jens was a math prodigy in elementary school, putting “Attack!” in every blank space on all his tests. It would be the wrong answer for everybody else, but Jens is able to solve any problem by attacking.

Eddy Merckx was actually a neo-pro at the same time as Jens, but Jens dropped him so hard that he shot backwards in time to the 1960′s, where he became a great champion.

If Jens Voigt was a planet, he’d be the World of Hurt.

The first time man split the atom was when the atom tried to hold Jens Voigt’s wheel, but cracked.

Jens Voigt doesn’t complain about what suffering does to him… but suffering constantly complains about getting picked on by Jens Voigt.

Jens Voigt rides so fast during attacks, that he could circle the globe, hold his own wheel, and ride in his own draft. At least as long as he didn’t try to drop himself.

Jens Voigt nullified the periodic table because he doesn’t believe in any element, other than the element of surprise.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Jens Voigt has been riding on the other side in which case it’s white with the salty, dried tears of all the riders whose souls he has crushed.

Jens' legs are hairless because hair can't grow on steel.

:banana: :banana: :banana:

BBD

[bicycletricycle]

i didn't know there was anyone else in the secret Jens worshiping cult. He is a stand up guy.

[gone]

I heart Jens! He is everything that is beautiful about bicycle racing.

[jeo99]

i didn't know there was anyone else in the secret Jens worshiping cult. He is a stand up guy.

Are you kidding? Jens is the MAN!

:beer:

[Mattbotak]

LOL...that is great!!

one of my favorites:

"Lance Armstrong was born the day after Jens Voigt. However, Jens immediately attacked and by the Texan's 13th birthday Jens had already turned 16. "

[BumbleBeeDave]

http://www.cafepress.com/+shut_up_legs,454805512

[jeo99]

http://www.cafepress.com/+shut_up_legs,454805512

Cool but way too expensive!

:crap:

[keevon]

"Jens Voigt grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."

My favorite so far...

[slowandsteady]

one of my favorites:

"Lance Armstrong was born the day after Jens Voigt. However, Jens immediately attacked and by the Texan's 13th birthday Jens had already turned 16. "


AWESOME!!!

[William]

Cool but way too expensive!

:crap:

C'mon!! it's on sale. They knocked a whole dollar off the price. :rolleyes: :)



William

[ciclisto]

latest bike mag lists top riders of this team and did not mention Jens or two or three others this team is like a stacked Yankees team...or Steelers

[tiretrax]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qye9OKtRU0w