Main Line Cycles in Narberth, PA to Open Waxing Studio in Service Area.

[Dude]

Narberth, PA - As more and more people are taking to cycling and racing competitively Main Line Cycles has recently finished construction on a waxing salon in their service area. Racers shave their legs to help the healing process in the event of a crash and leg hair can be uncomfortable during post race massages. To become “one stop shopping” they will be able to wax legs, arms and any other parts prone to road rash.

The waxing studio will not just be for the elite level cyclist, anybody can schedule an appointment. They will use their proprietary blend of paraffin and conditioners called “Main Loin Tonic” to replenish, refresh and re-energize. Their skilled technicians will begin taking appointments April 1. Please call 610-664-1970 to schedule a time or visit us online at www.MainLineCycles.com.




Full Disclosure: I am the manager of this shop. Just thought you would all want a heads up.

[Pete Serotta]

All moderators receive a 25% discount....BB DAVE is due to be there for the grand opening

[rdparadise]

:rolleyes:

What next....

I'll be right over.

Bob

[dogdriver]

This is wrong in so many ways.

When I saw "waxing studio" in the title, I was so hoping that it was for frames...

[Kevan]

Sandy's first in line?

[that guy]

Ok, I'll play along.

I hate shaving. Does waxing work for guys? Anyone ever try it? How long does it last?

[Louis]

I can only assume this is an April Fool's joke one day early. Otherwise, it's nuts :p

[Dude]

As the OP, I only shave but know people who have waxed and they say its nice just because they don't have to shave for a long time. The downside is that it KILLS.

[johnnymossville]

I haven't been putting in enough miles to get a proper rider's tan. Are you planning on adding a rider's tanning booth so I can work on my tanning lines?

[William]

Where do I sign up? :confused:

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William :rolleyes: ;)

[Acotts]

Are your brazzilians done face down (downward dog), or on the side (the can opener).

I used to date an esthatician. She explained all this stuff to me.