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BumbleBeeDave
03-09-2005, 04:42 PM
Armstrong bows out of Paris-Nice? . . . What on earth could he be thinking?!?! . . .
BBDave
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<<Six-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong of Austin, Texas, rides during the third stage of Paris Nice cycling race between Thiers and Craponne sur Arzon, central France, Wednesday March 9, 2005. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena)>>

pale scotsman
03-09-2005, 04:48 PM
This cold sucks; even my nut is frozen.

e-RICHIE
03-09-2005, 04:49 PM
i'd rather eat crowe.

slowgoing
03-09-2005, 04:53 PM
Rita.... Cate.... Mmmm!

FierteTi52
03-09-2005, 05:18 PM
I can't believe I gotta wear these dumb looking Discovery Channel clothes

Bill Bove
03-09-2005, 05:46 PM
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$brrrrr$$$$$$$$$$$brrr$$$$$$$$$ $$brrr$$$$$$$$$

bigdeal
03-09-2005, 05:47 PM
ok, so carry the three, plus nine, times 53.....

vandeda
03-09-2005, 06:01 PM
Oh man .... I forgot that you can pee off the bike while wearing long tights ... and now my shorts are frozen ...

cycleman_21
03-09-2005, 06:08 PM
Paris? Nice? July maybe,see ya

RC

Chief
03-09-2005, 06:27 PM
i'd rather eat crowe.


e-Richie, that's terrible, but really funny! :D

Dr. Doofus
03-09-2005, 06:38 PM
put your shorts back on, thor

Lost Weekend
03-09-2005, 06:39 PM
BBrrrrrrr, maybe Jan isn't so dumb after all, putting on that layer of fat insulation.

mdeeds71
03-09-2005, 08:15 PM
Damn, Its cold...I cant believe i am chafing on just on side! I need to go thaw it out.

Kirk Pacenti
03-09-2005, 08:46 PM
"I wonder if the jerk thinks my stem is too short?"

;) just kidding jerk, we love ya!

pale scotsman
03-09-2005, 09:11 PM
Cheryl is gonna kick my *** when she finds Halle Berry's # in my cell. Doh! Hey, a man can dream can't he...

slowgoing
03-10-2005, 01:17 AM
Catwoman? C'mon.

Heather Graham!

Kevin
03-10-2005, 05:16 AM
How did Sandy get in front of me, and I wish that he did not have the chili for lunch.

Kevin

William
03-10-2005, 05:35 AM
(sneering) ~Let's go do Paris-Nice he says~! I thought George meant Paris's (Hilton) niece! THIS SUCKS!!!

William :eek: :no: :rolleyes:

jeffg
03-10-2005, 05:58 AM
so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel! :banana:

SGP
03-10-2005, 06:09 AM
who stole my saddle?!

Too Tall
03-10-2005, 06:56 AM
"Pinky?" "Yes Brain"......."Tonight we take over THE WORLD". "haha, you are such a nut".

SGP
03-10-2005, 07:28 AM
"Pinky?" "Yes Brain"......."Tonight we take over THE WORLD". "haha, you are such a nut".


ZOINK!!

BumbleBeeDave
03-10-2005, 11:38 AM
. . . Major. Shrinkage. . . . Must. Keep. Pedalling. . . .

BBDave

M_A_Martin
03-10-2005, 11:47 AM
"I'm getting too old for this."

pjm
03-10-2005, 11:50 AM
Jeez, now I know what those guys in Albany go through! :fight:

Kevan
03-10-2005, 11:59 AM
that hour record can be done... INDOORS!!! :crap:

MartyE
03-10-2005, 12:38 PM
"a burr grinder is better than a blade. . . I'm gonna try that if
I ever get off this freakin bike "

csb
03-10-2005, 02:50 PM
... altoid after crow, altoid after crow...

slowgoing
03-10-2005, 03:12 PM
"For Love or Money?" What do you think?

Cranky
03-10-2005, 03:24 PM
"Feelin' lucky today?? Are ya, PUNK???"
( Hey, That Credit Agricole guy is on his cell complaining about the cold to his Mommy! What an ussy-pay!!)