Einstein's second wife

[tv_vt]

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 130 if he were alive today.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa
Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time, he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as....



Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."


:rolleyes:

[MattTuck]

ummmm....

[dave thompson]

Is that why they pay you the big bucks Thom?

[tv_vt]

It's all relative, isn't it, Dave? :)

[BumbleBeeDave]

I'm going to have to go check the Forum user's agreement on THIS one . . . can we ban someone for bad jokes? :eek:

Um, I'm guessing not, or I would have been booted out of here years ago! :rolleyes:

:beer:

BBD

[Kevan]

I don't get it.

[ckamp]

ummmm....
im on the same page....

[rugbysecondrow]

*rim shot*

[ClutchCargo]

long winter up thee in Vermont, eh?

[JD Smith]

I don't get it.
No doubt that's your good, positive karma bearing fruit. Consider yourself blessed.
I made fun of fat kids when I was young, so I'm suffering the consequences by "getting it".

[chuckroast]

Useless without pics....

[Ahneida Ride]

and people get on my case for the HB name. :crap:

[csm]

my 9yo and 16yo liked it. I suspect they will be retelling it in school today.

[serpico7]

I loved it, but then again, I am easily amused.

[SEABREEZE]

Useless without pics....

Now your talking

[MattTuck]

and people get on my case for the HB name. :crap:

I'm still waiting for the HB marketing to feature its use in non-bike related bra situations. Let me know when you do the photoshoot, I'll be there.