Happy Birthday, Mr. Squirrel! [Archive]

Steve in SLO

11-04-2009, 03:54 PM

How does it feel to be approaching middle age?

From Wikianswers.com (with some editing) :
Q: What is the life expectency of a squirrel?

A: 1-2 years.

Actual life span of the Grey Squirrel is closer to 3-6 years. However, most squirrels living around cities would most likely be killed by an automobile (or bicycle) within their first year; where as rural squirrels would be more likely to die from lack of food (or bicycle) .

We look forward to many more informative posts in the near future.

MattTuck

11-04-2009, 04:09 PM

where as rural squirrels would be more likely to die from lack of food (or bicycle) .

Should this be read that rural squirrels die from bicycle accidents or the lack of bicycles in their lives?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Had to ask.

zap

11-04-2009, 04:12 PM

sssssquiiiiissssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

William

11-04-2009, 04:26 PM

Squirrels think every day is their birthday. :rolleyes:

Suck eggs Mr. Squirrel!

William ;) :D

Steve in SLO

11-04-2009, 05:21 PM

Should this be read that rural squirrels die from bicycle accidents or the lack of bicycles in their lives?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Had to ask.
Matt,
zap said it:sssssquiiiiissssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Draw your own conclusions.

Mr Squirrel, where ARE you?
Have you had too much Nut Brown Ale to respond?

Mr. Squirrel

11-04-2009, 06:21 PM

Mr Squirrel, where ARE you?
Have you had too much Nut Brown Ale to respond?

http://legalbeer.com/images/new%20glarus%20fat%20squirrel.jpg

<burp!>

mr. squirrel

OtayBW

11-04-2009, 06:42 PM

Out of my house with you and yours, Mr. Squirrel, or it's squirrel flamb� for you! :no:

Have a nice day.

OTBW

Frankwurst

11-04-2009, 06:45 PM

I hope mister squirrel has alot of time to attend funerals. With the recently aquired pellet gun I now have in my possesion alot of his relatives are going to meet their untimely demise. They will be his red squirell friends and relatives as they have invited theirselves into my house using their teeth. To all members of PETA I will be glad to use live traps and relocate mister squirrels friends and relatives if you will pay for my home repairs. In the mean time the grim reaper will be visiting the squirrel family. :beer:

dave thompson

11-04-2009, 06:49 PM

.....With the recently aquired pellet gun I now have in my possesion..... :beer:
Silent death!

William

11-05-2009, 05:19 AM

http://legalbeer.com/images/new%20glarus%20fat%20squirrel.jpg

<burp!>

mr. squirrel

Just wondering.....

Do they squeeze fat squirrels to make that? :D

William

wildboar

11-05-2009, 01:55 PM

For your birthday I have purchased 1 ticket for special squirrel ride. Here is preview, I hope you enjoy:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/theweaselking/main4/belka-1.gif

Steve in SLO

11-05-2009, 03:50 PM

OMG, that is a PETA-defying laugh-out-loud video :beer:

Frankwurst

11-05-2009, 03:54 PM

OMG, that is a PETA-defying laugh-out-loud video :beer:

Never mind the pellet gun. Break out the 870 Wingmaster. PULL!

Mr. Squirrel

11-05-2009, 08:52 PM

you know i'm going to have the last laugh. :)

mr. squirrel

Last laugh....... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPc7oY1HdRw)

OtayBW

11-06-2009, 08:07 AM

you know i'm going to have the last laugh. :)

mr. squirrel

Last laugh....... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPc7oY1HdRw)
We'll see about that, Mr. Squirrel....

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/Squirrel_golden.jpg
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirrel_head_mount2.jpg

Have a nice day,
OTBW

Mr. Squirrel

11-07-2009, 02:24 PM

don't forget to watch your back.....

you got served...... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnhtTXJOJxE)

mr. squirrel :)

OtayBW

11-07-2009, 04:27 PM

don't forget to watch your back.....

you got served...... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnhtTXJOJxE)

mr. squirrel :)
mr. squirrel -

I am not phased in the least by your YouTube presentation and I assure you that the closest you will ever get to the situation described therein is this:

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirr_237277026_c6a7f96dbe.jpg

In fact, the only thing I found threatening or offensive in that piece was the soundtrack...

Your eviction notice stands.

Thank-you, and

Have a Nice Day.
OTBW

Keith A

11-07-2009, 08:27 PM

Thinking of you Mr. Squirrel...

http://www.yehudamoon.com/images/strips/2009-11-06.gif
http://www.yehudamoon.com/images/strips/2009-11-07.gif

dave thompson

11-10-2009, 11:48 AM

C'mere Mr Squirrel....c'mere little fella......watch the pretty blades going 'round and 'round...don't they look...ah, attractive....c'mere......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dv-gl6RCGc

OtayBW

12-30-2009, 12:00 PM

Out of my house with you and yours, Mr. Squirrel, or it's squirrel flamb� for you! :no:

Have a nice day.

OTBWUpdate: I caug...er, met...one of your furry little friends this morning, Mr. Squirrel.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/Squirrel0004.jpg

Unfortunately, there's still more of your kind running around and making a racket in my ceiling!!

Now, your cousin and I will go for a nice ride in the country far, far away. Perhaps I will take him down near William's house....
This not over. I will get you if it takes every ounce of breath that I have.

Best wishes and have a nice day.

Mr. Squirrel

01-04-2010, 02:58 PM

William

01-05-2010, 05:35 AM

Now, your cousin and I will go for a nice ride in the country far, far away. Perhaps I will take him down near William's house....

Don't even consider it. :no:

On second thought, I just had.........an idea.

"PULL!!!"

http://www.novanewsnow.com/imgs/dynamique/articles/gros/skeet_1.jpg

William :D

OtayBW

01-05-2010, 07:56 AM

dear mr. otay,

you're monologuing again! you're gong on with this prepared speech about how "feeble" I am compared to you, how "inevitable" my defeat is, how "the attic will soon be yours", yadda yadda yadda. by the way, be a sport turn up the music please. we have a dance party scheduled for tonight.

mr. squirrel ;)
Didn't see you all last night. If you come back for the dance party tonight, you might want to stay away from the dip... :rolleyes:

Thank-you.

Have a nice day.
OTBW

King

01-05-2010, 08:12 AM

I am sorry that I am a little late in wishing you a happy birthday. Even more sorry that I haven't been able to catch you yet.......but I will......How old are you in dog years?

Happy Birthday!!

:banana: King :banana:

Birddog

01-05-2010, 10:44 AM

Mr Squirrel took up residence in my vacation mansion and while there last week he was seen using the screen on my sliding glass door as a ladder to get to his penthouse in the attic. 2 days ago, I heard Mr Squirrel rustling and then noticed he was going out for the day, so after he left I immediately removed the screen. He must have spent the night with a girlfriend because he was not seen until yesterday morning. He couldn't be missed as he took repeated dives at the glass on the door attempting to climb to his lair. After awhile he vanished. I won't know if my tactic was successful till next visit. I hope the rat bastard is still on good terms with his girlfriend.

Birddog

Kevan

01-05-2010, 10:52 AM

http://www.headlineshirts.net/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/s/q/squirrels_blk_il_443.jpg
http://www.headlineshirts.net/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/s/q/squirrels_blk_m1_443.jpg
http://www.headlineshirts.net/media/catalog/product/cache/3/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/s/q/squirrels_blk_w2_443.jpg

Nuts! Sorry about the Mr. Squirrel