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Mr. Squirrel
10-30-2009, 02:10 PM
when targeting....i mean, watching people ride bikes, we have to understand how it works to determine the best trajectory....i mean line of sight to "watch" you ride by (he he he). a bicycle is a dynamically stable object. although the bicycle is unstable at rest (statically unstable), it is wonderfully stable when moving forward (dynamically stable). to understand this distinction, let's start with the bicycle motionless and then start moving forward.

at rest, the bicycle is unstable because it has no base of support. a base of support is the polygon formed by an object's contact points with the ground. for example, a squirrel has a square or rectangular base of support defined by its four legs as they touch the ground. as long as an object's center of gravity (the effective location of its weight) is above this base of support, the squirrel is statically stable. that stability has to do with the squirrel's increasing potential (stored) energy as it tips-tipping a statically stable squirrel raises its center of gravity and gravitational potential energy, so that it naturally accelerates back toward its upright position. since a bicycle has only two contact points with the ground, the base of support is a line segment and the bicycle can't have static stability.

but when the bicycle is heading forward, it automatically steers its wheels underneath its center of gravity. oh yes...wheeeeels. just as you can balance a squirrel on your hand if you keep moving your hand under the squirrel's center of gravity, a bicycle can balance if it keeps moving its wheels (yes...wheeeeeels) under its center of gravity. this automatic steering has to do with two effects: gyroscopic precession and bending of the bicycle about its steering axis.

in the gyroscopic precession steering, the spinning wheel behaves as a gyroscope. it has angular momentum, a conserved quantity of motion associated with spinning, and this angular momentum points toward the left (a convention that you can understand by pointing the curved fingers of your right paw around in the direction of the tire's motion; your thumb will then point to the left). when the bicycle begins to lean to one side, for example to the left, the ground begins to twist the front wheel. since the ground pushes upward on the bottom of that wheel, it tends to twist the wheel counter-clockwise according to the rider. this twist or torque points toward the rear of the bicycle (again, when the fingers of your right hand arc around counterclockwise, your thumb will point toward the rear). when a rearward torque is exerted on an object with a leftward angular momentum, that angular momentum drifts toward the left-rear. in this case, the bicycle wheel steers toward the left. while I know that this argument is difficult to follow, since angular effects like precession challenge even first-year physics graduate students, but the basic result is simple: the forward moving bicycle steers in the direction that it leans and naturally drives under its own center of gravity. you can see this effect by rolling a coin forward on a hard surface: it will automatically balance itself by driving under its center of gravity.

in the bending effect, the leaning bicycle flexes about its steering axis. if you tip a stationary bicycle to the left, you see this effect: the bicycle will steer toward the left. that steering is the result of the bicycle's natural tendency to lower its gravitational potential energy by any means possible. bending is one such means. again, the bicycle steers so as to drive under its own center of gravity.

these two automatic steering effects work together to make a forward moving bicycle surprisingly stable. children's bicycles are designed to be especially stable in motion (for obvious reasons) and one consequence is that children quickly discover that they can ride without hands. adult bicycles are made less stable because excessive stability makes it hard to steer the bicycle.

now, when it comes to wheels.....ah wheeeeels. there are many different ways to spoke a bicycle wheel. most bicycles have tangential spokes, meaning that the spokes do not connect from the hub to the rim in a straight line, but at an angle. there are many different patterns of tangential spokes. occasionally bicycles will have completely radial spokes. these spokes go straight from the hub to the rim of the wheel. wheels typically have tangential spokes. the way in which the wheels are spoked determines how they will perform.

you can spoke the front wheel completely radially, but the rear wheel had better not be spoked radially. there is no way to convey the twist of the wheel out to the rim to drive you forward. tangential spoking helps transmit the torque from the hub out to the tires.

not only would a radially spoked rear wheel be less efficient than one spoked tangentially--it would be significantly weaker. a bicycle wheel needs to be able to handle a variety of forces. besides holding up the weight of the cyclist, a wheel must withstand the forces of pedaling and braking and the jarring effects of the road surface. and, most importantly to squirrels....not. the benefit of radial spoking has to do with the stiffness of the wheel (less deformation makes the wheel slightly more efficient).

bottom line, know thy enemy. by the way, where do you ride?

mr. squirrel

Lance Armstrong
10-30-2009, 03:35 PM
Mr Squirrel - great riding with you and it was fun to have William along!!!

54ny77
10-30-2009, 04:46 PM
Enjoy that GW Bridge view today, did ya? :)

OtayBW
10-30-2009, 04:51 PM
Mr. Squirrel -

I feel it only fair to let you know that because your kin (so many of them...) have infested the ceiling crawlspace in my house, I find myself engaged in full-fledged warfare to wipe your annoying brothers off of the map, or at least my very small part of it.

I've been patient. I've located and closed what I thought were all possible entry points into the house. I even tried to smoke you guys out (we won't go into the details of that....). I played up to 15 hours of the loudest music possible and even that failed to budge you (apparently, you all found Neil Young, Mike Bloomfield, and Freddie King to be moderately offensive, while Commander Cody and Shakti were a little more to your liking. BTW - what do you have against the blues, anyway?).

I went out and bought one of those 'Have-a-Hart' traps. Had some luck, but this is clearly a battle of numbers. I'm sorry to report that I am almost at the point where I consider the house to be expendible, and of course, in that state of mind my options are considerably more 'flexible'. None of the possibilities favor your comfort. I hope you understand where I'm coming from.

I will certainly do my best to catch all you furry little rodent bast@rds in a humane manner, but I can no longer make any guarantees about how (or if...) I will transport and release. 'Scalped and fricasseed alive' has kind of a nice ring to it...

So, I ask you in the kindest possible terms to remove your clan from these premises. Hey - I love Freddie King, but there's just so much of him that I can take. Thank-you.

Have a nice day,

OTBW

dave thompson
10-30-2009, 05:06 PM
One word....squirrel-on-a-stick.

palincss
10-30-2009, 05:48 PM
http://www.grinchcentral.com/webgrafx/squirrellittle.png

Marcusaurelius
10-30-2009, 06:44 PM
Squirrels are my friends--sort of. Jumpy squirrel is of course a fvourite.

thwart
10-30-2009, 07:12 PM
Squirrel tastes kinda like chicken... :rolleyes:

palincss
10-30-2009, 08:00 PM
Here's a page all about Brunswick Stew, including recipes. It's often made with squirrel. Yummy!

http://southernfood.about.com/od/foodhistory/a/aa980111.htm

RFC
10-31-2009, 12:51 AM
Check out Heidi the Huntress

http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/squirrel-melts

OtayBW
10-31-2009, 09:00 AM
Check out Heidi the Huntress

http://www.buzzfeed.com/eliot/squirrel-melts
Thanks! I like it. Shotgun looks like just the ticket!

Heidi (the Huntress') recipe. 'Really nutritious and tasty.
Makes a nice weekend snack while watching a football game:'

‘I’ve got some simmering water. He’s kind of cute. Putting his tender little SQUIRREL butt in there:'’
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirrel_melt_simmering.jpg

‘Picking all the SQUIRREL meat off the bone and shredding it’:
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirrel_melt_shredding002.jpg


‘Adding pecans. You know how SQUIRRELS like nuts’:
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirrel_melt_addmayo003.jpg

‘Perfecto! SQUIRREL melts: you must try them!’…
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirrel_melt_engmuffins004.jpg

Dekonick
10-31-2009, 01:47 PM
HAHAHA!

Squirrel melts!

I think I'll pass...

William
11-02-2009, 04:44 AM
The first part of the prepping process involves.....

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William
11-02-2009, 04:46 AM
Then you have to tenderize by dropping on..........


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William
11-02-2009, 04:51 AM
Ha HA HA HA Ha HA HA.......

Ha Ha HA....Ha HA HA...

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha....ha....

Ha ha....

Ha....whew.





William :)

wildboar
11-02-2009, 08:08 AM
http://www.peta.org/about/c-report_cruelty.asp

:no:

Mr. Squirrel
11-02-2009, 09:12 AM
Mr. Squirrel -

I feel it only fair to let you know that because your kin (so many of them...) have infested the ceiling crawlspace in my house, I find myself engaged in full-fledged warfare to wipe your annoying brothers off of the map, or at least my very small part of it.

I've been patient. I've located and closed what I thought were all possible entry points into the house. I even tried to smoke you guys out (we won't go into the details of that....). I played up to 15 hours of the loudest music possible and even that failed to budge you (apparently, you all found Neil Young, Mike Bloomfield, and Freddie King to be moderately offensive, while Commander Cody and Shakti were a little more to your liking. BTW - what do you have against the blues, anyway?).

I went out and bought one of those 'Have-a-Hart' traps. Had some luck, but this is clearly a battle of numbers. I'm sorry to report that I am almost at the point where I consider the house to be expendible, and of course, in that state of mind my options are considerably more 'flexible'. None of the possibilities favor your comfort. I hope you understand where I'm coming from.

I will certainly do my best to catch all you furry little rodent bast@rds in a humane manner, but I can no longer make any guarantees about how (or if...) I will transport and release. 'Scalped and fricasseed alive' has kind of a nice ring to it...

So, I ask you in the kindest possible terms to remove your clan from these premises. Hey - I love Freddie King, but there's just so much of him that I can take. Thank-you.

Have a nice day,

OTBW


dear mr. otbw,
the music you have been blasting qualifies as a noise violation. my cousins and i have filled out the necessary forms and filed a complaint with the local police department and aspca. we have listed the source of the noise (you), the person responsible (you) and what time of day the noise occurs. the department is going to use this information to investigate the matter. you will be served shortly. the department has promised it will investigate the matter and keep us updated on the outcome. we will contact the police department again if the noise continues. the police will then send the matter to the courts where you are likely to face a hefty fine for the continued noise violations.

you could have avoided all this by playing the White Stripes and leaving sacrificial wheels in the side yard.

Mr. squirrel

Mr. Squirrel
11-02-2009, 09:14 AM
http://www.peta.org/about/c-report_cruelty.asp

:no:


riding a wild boar at a bicycle wheel? now that has merit. mr. boar obviously likes us. can we ride you?

mr. squirrel

Mr. Squirrel
11-02-2009, 09:17 AM
Ha HA HA HA Ha HA HA.......

Ha Ha HA....Ha HA HA...

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha....ha....

Ha ha....

Ha....whew.







William :)



mr. william,

that was my cousin herbert, he only lost the end of his tail on that crossing. so hard to judge...and the wheels, the spinning wheeeels......

btw, we know where you live.

mr. squirrel

OtayBW
11-02-2009, 10:53 AM
dear mr. otbw,
the music you have been blasting qualifies as a noise violation. my cousins and i have filled out the necessary forms and filed a complaint with the local police department and aspca. we have listed the source of the noise (you), the person responsible (you) and what time of day the noise occurs. the department is going to use this information to investigate the matter. you will be served shortly. the department has promised it will investigate the matter and keep us updated on the outcome. we will contact the police department again if the noise continues. the police will then send the matter to the courts where you are likely to face a hefty fine for the continued noise violations.

you could have avoided all this by playing the White Stripes and leaving sacrificial wheels in the side yard.

Mr. squirrel
Dear Mr. Squirrel, or should I say 'Mr. Nuiscance' -

Good luck with your noise/nuiscance violation complaint....

Anyway, it occurrs to me that (human) complaints received by Massachusetts Police Departments and wildlife agencies at this time of year have in fact led to the extension of squirrel hunting season - by means of trapping, hunting, or falconry - from Columbus Day until the following March 15. Of course, where destructive behavior is involved, you and your kin are simply classified as ‘pests and vermin’ and are unprotected by game (or occupational noise hazard) law.

I have made a (temporary) 'committment' to address this issue by means of (ASPCA-approved) 'Havahart' traps (Option A, below):
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirr_havahart.jpg

However, other considerations are available if you prefer. Mass. Dept. of Wildlife notes that shooting may be ‘most effective when targeting a few persistent animals’: (Option B):
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirrel_mkkt2shotgun_rs.jpg

And, Option C (which requires no cleanup):
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirrel_british-school-falconry.jpg

And of course, Option D (which I think now is self-explanatory):
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j42/zelmo_2006/squirrel_wallofsound_grateful.jpg

I'm sorry Mr. Squirrel, but I don't have any Whites Stripes. Perhaps something else would be to your liking...maybe some late '50's original Ernest Tubb recordings?

So, let me know how you would like to proceed, and please note that these methods are not mutually exclusive.

Thanks once again for your kind consideration, and

Have a nice day,
OTBW

Mr. Squirrel
11-03-2009, 07:33 PM
obviously you haven't tried Journey.

mr. squirrel

WadePatton
11-03-2009, 07:44 PM
a little squirrel never bothered me.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CvT4emlaaOQ/SNcBadNtlDI/AAAAAAAABhw/r4frjkekWNw/s1600/03squrril.jpg

William
11-04-2009, 04:01 AM
a little squirrel never bothered me.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CvT4emlaaOQ/SNcBadNtlDI/AAAAAAAABhw/r4frjkekWNw/s1600/03squrril.jpg



Squirrel is rotten and nasty. I actually prefer Bunny Cakes (aka: Flap-jacks) myself. :)



http://blogs.citizen-times.com/blogs/media/blogs/tourists/pancake_bunny.jpg



William

dave thompson
11-04-2009, 05:13 AM
I'll never call my wife 'Bunny cakes' again!

WadePatton
11-04-2009, 10:20 AM
yo wm. roadkill is rotten and nasty, step out there under the oaks and put a few treerats out of their mast-hoarding misery.

basically squirrels are deforesting the world. they eat all the tree seeds.

eat them first. ;)

oh and that's why rural squirrels run _away_ from the road. they survive by avoiding bubbas that wanna eatum. it keeps em offa the internet too.