Caption contest

[David Kirk]

Go nuts.

Dave

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[tv_vt]

"These have to be the hottest wheels I've ever worked on!"

[wooly]

"After I slipped my underwear back on, I'm gonna need a cigarette..."

[legacysti888]

"Can't wait to use these puppies for my next gig at Chippendales...it's gonna be sweet!"

[fourflys]

Hey, it makes the tires slip on easier...

[paczki]

Light carbon tubulars really do make a difference on the hills, even for Clydesdales -- as long as you cut down extra weight by not wearing pants.

[bzbvh5]

I'll glad it's Thursday, tomorrow is casual Friday.

[johnnymossville]

Really, it's not a bad job. Minimum wage and all you can eat.

[gdw]

Sexually violent wheelbuilder caught in the act.... :eek:

[William]

Yes-sir-ree, best way to get that fuzz outta yer belly button. The part that sucks is scraping all that old glue and spudge off the rim.




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[paczki]

How many times do I have to tell Sven, lots of thin layers.

[wooly]

"Next... my toe nails."

[Liberace]

"I think you picked the right mechanic for that rim job, if you know what I mean."

[old_school]

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[14max]

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" I just LOVE the smell of tubby glue in the morning!"

[chuckroast]

" I'm glad I put this apron on before that weird fellow took my picture"

[Elefantino]

"When things go to hell in Bozeman."

;)

[Ahneida Ride]

I'd rather be wrapping HandleBra ! :banana:

[David Kirk]

"Maybe, just maybe, if no tires roll off the rim tomorrow they'll give me my pants back".

dave

[sloji]

"Let us work without theorizing... 'tis the only way to make life endurable." voltaire

[72gmc]

"You gots ta wear da apron, see, or you gets da mastik on ya dipstick."

[paulandmonster]

with the bad finances at astana all they can afford for me is this lousy apron

[BumbleBeeDave]

. . . Kelly only built frames? . . .

BBD

[Joe Cyclist]

London Welcomes Stefan Schumacher to the 2012 Games!

[Steevo]

What does the wheel and the man have in common? No visible nipples (thankfully).

[djg]

see, and then I spread a nice thin layer of marshmallow fluffernutter, and then . .

[capybaras]

Is today Prince spaghetti day?

[happycampyer]

I just don't feel dressed without my Astana rubber band.

[fourflys]

with the bad finances at astana all they can afford for me is this lousy apron

That's good!

[jlyon]

A little sharper and I can throw away all of my cheese slicers.

[EPOJoe]

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[Saxon]

"There's a reason I'm not wearing my glasses. If I squint just right, this looks just like Brigitte Bardot!"

Or....

Screen test for Hostel 3!

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