This week's CAPTION CONTEST!

[BumbleBeeDave]

The best caption wins a date with Sheryl Crow! :rolleyes:

BBDave

[Keith A]

2nd rider to 1st rider, "I guess he won't try and draft off me again"

[JohnS]

Ist rider to 2nd: "that must be a face plant from last year".

[Bruce K]

I guess George of the Jungle better go back to vines.

[keno]

Grassy Knoll witness

[Indy Fab]

"This must be a bike-friendly community. They're trying to grow more cyclists."

[Richard]

That oughta keep O'Neill quiet!

[kdavid44]

Do you think if we water it and fertilize it it will grow into an
Ottrott.

[keno]

rider #1 to #2 "Screw him, I'm not stopping for nothin'. This ride is a personal best."

[sellsworth]

The latest craze in cycling energy products: EARTHWORMS!!

[Too Tall]

"Dave only paid for the 1/2 century"

[Kevan]

Yes, indeed.

or...


I just knew that pointed aero helmet was going to lead to trouble!


or...


Don't worry about him....when he runs out of water he generally goes digging for it.

which leads to...

You're kidding right?! How can earthworms be energy food?

finally...

He decided his old bike was sooo...slow he thought he'd be better off digging a tunnel to the other side of the Earth.

[Ken Robb]

John takes bunny-hopping to a new level.

[rovergar]

All of us here at Sidi want you to know that if you are not wearing the correct shoes, your riding will suffer.

[Tom]

John realized Sheryl fell for that other guy that rides a bike.

[shinomaster]

No Hands!!

[Bruce K]

Truffle Break !!

[Ozz]

'Need any help?"

[M_A_Martin]

You know...I've only seen that done in Snow before.

[Kevin]

Who knew that Christopher Reeves could ride a bike.

Kevin

[pbbob]

shimano spoken here.

or

2 out of every three riders prefer campy.

[Saxon]

That should do it, Georgie...
That's the last crack you're going to hear out of Elefantino!

[EPOJoe]

Dr. Brooks invents yet another style of Yoga through the merging of his love of Mother Earth and passion for cycling.
:banana:

[SPOKE]

Hey ya'll! Watch this!

(famous last words)

[PBWrench]

"Dear -- Did Seth end up installing a front brake on his fixie?"

[M_A_Martin]

No, the century goes straight,
25 milers turn there.


or


The map isn't very clear.

or

See? I told you we don't turn there.
Look what would have happened if we turned there!
Aren't you glad you listened to me instead?

or

Dang I'm glad *I* kept my map, you never can trust the markings on the road.

[slowgoing]

Welcome to Texas. Drive carefully.

[ronsmith]

Manned flight to Mars too expensive. George W. unveils new vote winning policy.
Man to journey to the centre of the Earth.


Plucky lone cyclist continues search for Bin Laden.

[Kevan]

As you can see... if you thrust your frame pump quickly amongst the spokes and fork of the front wheel, it is a very effective method of discouraging a break away.

[Kevin]

That will teach Lance not to date my beloved Sheryl.

Kevin

[Kevan]

He said something about attacking the hills.

[Too Tall]

#1
(sucking sound, cough cough cough) "Dooood, what's creeper?."

Kids don't let kids smoke dope.

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#2

Give a hoot. Don't pollute.

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[Bruce H.]

"They said 'Watch out for those Florida drivers'!"
Bruce H

[Spectrum Bob]

Where did that Clear Channel DJ come from?:confused: