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legacysti888
03-26-2009, 11:24 PM
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Turbo-Encabulator-Video_641917.htm


This is awesomeness.

Steve in SLO
03-27-2009, 01:30 AM
That WAS awesome! :beer:
I hate it when my encabulator has rumbling below the beltline.
I wonder how long it took to come up with the voiceover?

William
03-27-2009, 03:32 AM
I think I busted my differential girdal spring by that renchant output. The magneto reluctance upset my osmoallity causing sigmoid rumbling below the belt line. :beer:






William

Kines
03-27-2009, 04:08 AM
I'm a little disappointed that there was no mention of the flux capacitor!

KN

R2D2
03-27-2009, 05:19 AM
I'm a little disappointed that there was no mention of the flux capacitor!

KN

Dude:
Only FORD used the flux capacitor, Not Chrysler, You're in NASCAR country and should know this.

Elefantino
03-27-2009, 05:42 AM
What is "side fumbling"?

false_Aest
03-27-2009, 05:55 AM
I wanted to see the technical use of corn starch.


I wonder if I could powder my tubes with it too.

Birddog
03-27-2009, 06:00 AM
I was waiting to see what the 2nd guy would do with the Argo Corn Starch, but alas, it was just a prop.

paulrad9
03-27-2009, 06:57 AM
You will be directed to perform a series of tests that will raise the billable hours for the service dept, but will preform no other useful function

:beer:

Steve in SLO
03-27-2009, 08:04 AM
You will be directed to perform a series of tests that will raise the billable hours for the service dept, but will preform no other useful function

:beer:

My wife could have watched the video up to this point and not realized there was anything 'off' with it.

Ahneida Ride
03-27-2009, 08:07 AM
I had a 87 dodge van. paint peeled right off it ..

at 100K, a freeze plug popped and the engine fried itself.

Maybe they are in trouble cause they make CRAP ! :crap: :crap:

Samster
03-27-2009, 08:18 AM
i think i have sigmoid rumbling.

Ken Robb
03-27-2009, 08:43 AM
What is "side fumbling"?

teen boy's first attempt to unhook a bra one-handed. :rolleyes:

ejh
03-27-2009, 08:55 AM
can sum it up, UAW

mister
03-27-2009, 08:57 AM
I had a 87 dodge van. paint peeled right off it ..

at 100K, a freeze plug popped and the engine fried itself.

Maybe they are in trouble cause they make CRAP ! :crap: :crap:

anything is crap without proper maintenance.

ejh
03-27-2009, 09:03 AM
anything is crap without proper maintenance.
+10 on that

William
03-27-2009, 09:36 AM
anything is crap without proper maintenance.

True. I missed the weekly scheduled lube job on my new Chinese made car...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHSgeoLgu5U





William :rolleyes: ;) :)

Kines
03-27-2009, 10:10 AM
Dude:
Only FORD used the flux capacitor, Not Chrysler, You're in NASCAR country and should know this.


Actually Marty, only the DeLorean ever used the flux capacitor, making it more closely tied to GM than to either Ford or Chrysler. ;-)

And I can assure you, living in NASCAR country does not automatically give one an affinity for the phenomenon, and in fact for me, it has an opposite effect. Some day I hope to see the egregious burning of fossil fuel for "sport" become a ghastly relic of the past. I feel the same way about tobacco smoking, and yes, I live in RJRland!

KN

Keith A
03-27-2009, 10:13 AM
That was funny!!! Here's another gem from it "Refer to the Turbo Encabulator diagnostic procedures manual and song book".

paulrad9
03-27-2009, 02:05 PM
A little googling revealed that the original script goes back a few decades and was posted in a technical journal

MilanoTom
03-27-2009, 03:28 PM
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Turbo-Encabulator-Video_641917.htm


This is awesomeness.


I think he was wearing a Rapha lab coat.

Regards,
Tom

Ahneida Ride
03-27-2009, 04:49 PM
anything is crap without proper maintenance.

Proper maintenance? :confused:

Truck was in the shop so often, I knew the Service Manager's
Social Security number ...

The good news is that the engine died just before the 100k
power-train warranty expired .... Dodge had to eat a new engine.

That's one for us !

rounder
03-27-2009, 07:27 PM
Another reason to like bikes...they are basic. There is a frame, wheels, steering, shifters and brakes. You never have to worry about the encabulator failing, or other nouveau car stuff like backup vision and around the corner headlight compensating devices. I thought that the technicians tried to be helpful in explaining the stuff, but have to admit that a lot went over my head.

Louis
03-27-2009, 08:28 PM
anything is crap without proper maintenance.

What he said. Everybody knows that given all the wear and tear they undergo, freeze plugs have to be inspected every 25k miles and replaced every 50K.

gasman
03-27-2009, 10:05 PM
Man that was funny !! My wife,who does professional voice-overs was laughing as much as I was. That was one of the most clever things I've seen in a long time.